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November 09, 2000
A delicious new month brings us another new game. Based on the popularity of past stress-relieving Fun and Games which allowed people to “hurt” those they dislike, or at least mock, Stephen and Albert have decided to deliver another similar game. However, instead of staying solely in the realm of DUCA, they've decided to share the wealth. This month's shooter game lets you not only take out DUCA, but several other loads of the MST3K on-line community, as selected by a secret ballot and secret electoral college. That's right! You can thrill to the excitement of taking a pistol and putting a nice jacketed hollow point through the head of the MSTieAnon load, Sampo, DUCA, or Ralz. Sick of that MSTieAnon site crashing your browser? Then blow him away! Tired of self-righteous “celebrity” leeches? Then blow him away! Had enough of that creepy guy staring at your breasts? Then blow him away! Not willing to take that “doughy” guy leering at your chest, violating personal boundaries by rubbing your back, and climbing walls? Then blow him away! It's all in good fun, so no one should get offended by Albert and Stephen's little games, and no one should go out and blow people away in real life. Remember, this is a game, and not some secret subliminal message telling you to make it a reality, because life is a precious, precious thing that should not be extinguished, especially by you. It's okay for Albert and Stephen to take lives, virtual or real, because they're geniuses that shoot dice with God. Now play safely.
INSTRUCTIONS: There are 3 levels of play. You get a certain amount of ammo in each level, and before each level starts, you will find out the point value needed to beat it. Just use your mouse to move the crosshairs over the load that appears and pull the trigger by using your mouse button. To mix things up, each level will have a designated “safe load” that cannot be shot without penalty. Each dead load will give you 10 points, while each dead “safe load” will take away 10 points.
ESTIMATED TIME FOR COMPLETION: Variable time for the 275kb Flash file to load, 15 seconds to read the instructions, and many minutes of playing until you save the world from loads.
NOTE: We, HGNews, HGI, or any other affiliated party is not responsible for any mental, emotional, or physical harm caused due to your participation in this exercise. We also are not responsible for harm caused to your social life or negative employment/productivity consequences because you do not have the will power to pull yourself away from this activity.