September 09, 2000
And here we are again. That's right kids, we were shut down for a while by the SS, because we were making fun of the truth with our "Fun and Games" activity. Now that we've reached an agreement with the real people who run HomeGame Industires, we can bring you an all new game. A fun game that satirizes the recent battle for free speech. Much like the last game that was originally meant to debut on September 09, this game was created to honor a person we all love for his ability to defend the First Amendment and edit and censor with his red pen of death. It's a game worthy of a person who would go around and change text without giving the author a nice little notice. It's even more worthy now of a person who's not allowed to go around EDITING things and making unauthorized changes. It's a beautiful thing, just as all Flash games should be. So please enjoy Stephen and Albert's replacement game that conforms to all guidelines set by the international tribunal - Jamie-Man 2: The EDITOR Edits Back.
INSTRUCTIONS: Have you played Pac-Man? Then you're all set to play, except use your keyboard's arrow buttons to maneuver and the space bar to stop moving. The object of the game is simple, you're Jamie-Man, and you must do everything you can to avoid disgruntled HGI members who are angry at your need to make changes to things other people write just because it makes you unhappy. The fact that you want to copyright everything so it belongs to you, THE CEO, doesn't help either. Also, Albert and Stephen, having started work on this game only a few days ago during their "strike" and time hiding in the attic, would like you to know it is 100% operational and bug free, in a Microsoft Windows ME kind of way. Any “features” you find are intentional. Thank you, and good night.
ESTIMATED TIME FOR COMPLETION: Variable time for the 98kb Flash file to load, 10 seconds to read the instructions, and countless hours of playing and laughter.
NOTE: We, HGNews, HGI, or any other affiliated party is not responsible for any mental, emotional, or physical harm caused due to your participation in this exercise. We also are not responsible for harm caused to your social life or negative employment/productivity consequences because you do not have the will power to pull yourself away from this activity.