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TEEN POP EXPOSED!

Sure, I like Britney (Where's the new video, dammit!), Christina (The one who actually can sing.), N'SYNC (Mmmmm.  Joey.), and the like...  but there was always something that seemed a little off to me.  Something...  familiar.  I knew that someday, I'd be able to crack the code.

Last weekend, I was at one of the local bars and enjoying/heckling the music and trying to enjoy Britney's "acting".  Through the alcohol induced haze, I found the clue that I had been searching for.  Check out these images from Christina Aguilera's new video "Come On Over (All I Want Is You)".

Does that seem a little fishy to you?  I thought so as well.  So, I did a little bit of snooping and found a still that had been cut from the Making the Video episode.  It's two of the back-up dancers out of make-up.

Run!  Run for your lives!  Call Mr. T!  We're on to them.  Are we going to let them win?  No!  Let us rebel!  I'll *boogie* on their graves!!!

I hope to live to reveal more on another day.

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