I'd been keeping my eye on this one for a while. But for the most part, he'd fallen into that grey area of the "goofball" poster, the borderline psychos who may be putting on an act. Add in the fact that he's apparently not native to the English language, and you have what we in the Acquisitions department consider a "tough call".

But Tacky Takeo Shimizu finally posted something completely and utterly Shrineworthy, leading to his March 27, 2000 induction. The magic bullet, the smoking gun, the hell of a fun read for students of the imbecilic, is his "review" of the Dreamcast fighting game Dead or Alive 2.

SUBJECT: That's it!!! The academy is dead!

the graphix is really poor considering how they tried to hype up the graphix. It really deserves zero out of 100 points. When you can't keep the words straight, you deserve nothing. Btw, no polygonal graphix is realistic at all. it's just polygonal graphix, not being realistic. if you wanna talk about the realistic graphix in the game, please make up textures consist of atoms and particles that form living creatures. That means they should be moving individually as well(swimming around).

As for gameplay, I started to live VF3 more and more as I played DOA2. A pure garbage. This game proves how great VF3 is.

Funfactor: none whatsoever. it's for horny teens.

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"A clean room is a happy room..."
Takeo Shimizu

When you can't keep the words straight, you deserve nothing. Well, maybe you deserve three things. A shining alabaster pedestal, a spotlight, and a gold plaque labeled "Exhibit 43". I hear the plaque consist of atoms and particles.