The curators here at The Moron Shrine do not have an easy job. Examples of truly original and unique stupidity on the Internet are, as more specimens are tagged and mounted here, increasingly difficult to discover. That's why we were overjoyed when we stumbled across "Mr. McFeely", adding him to the collection on May 9, 2000. McFeely, in addition to taking his moniker from Fred Rogers' signature show, is a fan of the squared circle, the art and science of professional wrestling. He is also, apparently, fond of penning his insights about the pseudosport of champions in a sort of spastic free verse. For example, here are his thoughts on the then-recent changes in then-existing WCW: the advent of the New Blood is a great Angle I wonder if Russo or Bischoff came up with it? When Russo came to WCW I have no idea why he started the New NWO it was a bad idea of a bad idea I was hesitant of how the older wrestlers like Hogan and Flair would cope with the new WCW and it was planned beforehand like Hogan's interview about Kidman it was a work and it did indeed work I must say that for the olders the change of spotlight must have been a change but it is working the thought of Flair headlining in June does scare me Hogan has been turned into Stone Cold Terry Bollea which is working but nothing new as for Steiner to be as he is now, a loose cannon is not the smartest IMO but time will only tell he should be the Champ but as they said on Thunder Belts really do not matter as much as storylines which is a very nice change considering the past storylines for some reason Jarrett still annoys me and is undeserving of the spotlight Malenko, Saturn, Benoit, and Guerrarro (SP) leaving was a good plan on there parts as for Bill Goldberg to return it will be interesting as to his part New Blood or Millionaires Club??? Bret Hart seems to have sided with the New Blood, to me I could not care less due to the fact that Hart is a whiney Cancer to wrestling I just hope that WCW stays constant as #2 will they ever triumph WWF again?? not really, with Stars like SCSA and the Rock WWF is too established while WCW is fighting for an Audience Vince McMahon should however learn new storylines as the fans are growing tired of the rehashed one all in all Thumbs Up to WCW however tread carefully and do not kill us with lame Russo like storylines keep it fresh and consistent if I see a storyline like Hogan vs Flair I may just puke! And, when some of his assertions were questioned, McFeely took the time to artfully compose his response: so let me get this right you want more spotlight on Flair and Hogan? think that the NB angle is a waste and that all the young talent should be ignored I give Russo and Bisch some credit they are trying yes trying to turn WCW around and yes it will not happen right away but it will The older stars have had thier spotlight thier day is over but they are still in the storyline I like that and the younger stars are getting more time fans are sick of flair and hogan they want to see what WCW can truly be Rome was not built in a day remember but it was built! Of course, many great male poets have been inspired by many great females. Correspondingly, Mr. McFeely finds his muse in Stephanie McMahon, in this haunting ode: What if Stephanie acted like a nice girl... and not the tramp she is acting like sure I know it is all a gimmick but come on do you think that she would be hot? she was semi hot when she was with Andrew but now she just acts like a moron in a way she reminds me of a dumb porno actress please Vincent snap her out of this marriage angle and let her be attractive and not repulsive I have an idea how about her whole marriage be played like Dallas you know she wakes up and walks into the bathroom in the shower is Test and he says to her goodmorning here we are talking about a great angle whether or not the WWF writers have the grapefruits to do it is another thing I the happy gay mailman would be marking big time! let Steph be hot!! Somewhere, in the afterlife, John Keats and e e cummings are sitting together at a bar, looking at this, and getting piss drunk.