In the world of Internet morons, there are, in fact, certain archetypes. Rarely do we come across such a picture-perfect example of one of those archetypes as we do here with "dteak8syou", immortalized on Feb. 22, 1999. First, the obvious; he's an AOL user. Such attention to detail. Then we have the obligatory skimpy posting history, featuring a lone trio of similar posts to a British Playstation newsgroup. And finally, there's his winning entry, shown below, posted to rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc: Subject: WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR SO GOOD? WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR SO GOOD NO-ONE LIKES YOU, yOu aRe AlL gLoRy GrAbBerS wHo wAtCh star TrEk And Go To Conventions------------------> and meat mick spock!!!!!!! mst3k is poo! THEY REMOVED MST3K IT IF OF COMEDY CENTRAL BECOZ IT WOZ KRAPP! Do YoU gEt MY dRiFt p.s. chRIS cOOper Is GaY and He Murders Small Innocent Animals I mean, really. Just priceless. Like a perfectly fossilized T-Rex skeleton. The inconsistent capitalization, the desperate cry for help, the previous AOL screen name. Possibly the purest ever specimen of "80 IQ AOL-Using Incompetent Trollster" uncovered to date. And now, preserved in amber, enshrined. Andy Warhol was wrong. It is the future, and we don't have fifteen minutes, we have 100 free hours. Some of use gather our rosebuds while we may, others just spread fertilizer. But dung by any other name smells sweeter in a virtual glass case, and that, my friends, is what this place is all about.