On February 11, 1999, The Moron Shrine turned its sights on local, artisanal producers of stupidity, in the hopes of getting a more natural, earth-friendly product. It failed, but it's still pretty funny. When, when, when, when will Internet sites learn that allowing their users to express their opinions is a really bad idea? Case in point. I was over at the Star-Tribune web site, doing "research" for NewsBreak, and stumbled across a talk-back section about Jesse Ventura's Playboy interview. There, I found some gems, but none quite as lovely as this screed from "jerry": I am getting to like Jesse more and more! He is alot smarter and sharper than most people think. And he gets better as a Governor everyday. He is going to be a very good, effective but contoversial Governor. Wasnt he right on having babies with a partner who left her? Yes he was and I know, the Truth hurts! As far as tact, or words of pure elequance. fuhgetaboutit! Jesse is Jesse and Jesse will remain Jesse! And thats good! Way to go Jesse! I heard him on a broadcast at 10Am today on KCNN radio from EGrand Forks live at the Capitol, answer questions from concerned people. he was right, sharp, witty, funny and alot of common sense comes out! Nice going Jesse. How much real income does Kling, Pres of MPR earn? I heard big ridiculous numbers. They spend wildly on expensive things and needs. On our tax dollars every year. Jesse wants the bucks to stop flowing into Klings budget...thats good! It doesnt mean the end of MPR, it means being more accountable and cutting extravagant items and people. Way to go Jesse! "Jesse is Jesse and Jesse will remain Jesse! And that's good!" Now that, jerry, is what I call "words of pure elequance". And it's also your passport into the Shrine as our very first authenticated home state Moron.