Exhibit Two, dated April 24, 1998, was culled from the same rich vein of stupidity as Exhibit One, the Buzz Boards at the now funding-impaired mania.com. Once again discussing South Park, the unidentified author was upset with the resolution of the "Who Is Cartman's Father" cliffhanger. Our diligent team of expert restorers have, thanks to changing community standards, been able to restore the original profanity of the post from the maskings placed by a less enlightened Shrine curatorship. MAN, I AM STILL A SOUTH PARK FAN BUT WHY IN THE HELL DID THEY HAVE TO SAY THAT MISSES CARTMAN WAS HIS DAME FATHER THAT GOT ME SO PISSED OFF , I MEAN I HAD TO WAIT TOTAL OF 8 FUCKING WEEKS WANDERING WHO THE HELL CARTMANS DAD WAS . THEY SHOW THAT FUCKING TERENCE AND PHILIP SPECIAL WHICH MADE ME FUCKING MAD. I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING THAT THEY WOULDSHOW BOTH OF THE PARENTS OF ERIC CARTMAN, BUT NO , THEY HAD TO BE STUPIDS DICKS AND FUCK IT ALL UP FOR ALL OF US. Notice the early Shrine themes: poor spelling, all capital letters, and most importantly, a serious overinvolvement in the subject matter relative to its objective overall importance in the universe. These themes will recur as you tour our hallowed halls.