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Walter. Walter. Walter. Walter?EddieG> Have you done any work that is out on tape that we can rent?Joyce> On tape? If you're old enough, you can check out Anal-conda. Baron> sounds like something explicit EddieG> Ughh old enough. You were in an adult film? captjup> I just upgraded my drive to 1.66 gig and I am currently re-installing all my programs. (Including wav's) sanguine> a real working actress Egon> Porn? Cool! Joyce> We prefer to call it explicit sexual films. Joyce> But that was the only one i did. They pay quite a bit. EddieG> Did you enjoy it? 
Joyce> it's just a job. There's like no emotion in it. bowleg> would you consider a double peneration scene with Ron Jeremy and George Kennedy? Joyce> Have you seen that Boogie Nights film? Egon> I heard that was based on the life of some guy named Jonah something.... EddieG> What role did you play in anal-conda Joyce> The part that was played by that wurher girl in Anaconda. Baron> whats going on in anal conda? is it a horror movie? Baron> ībout a snake? bowleg> Leonard Maltin called it the most analrific film of 1997. Joyce> If you saw the movie Anaconda, it's the same basic thing since we had to go into a "jungle" on an expedition. EddieG> I'm guessing the budget wasn't all that big on effects. EddieG> Were there any "big name" stars in it? EddieG> I find this fascinating. I have never talked to a porn star before. sanguine> so she did some porn...lots of folk started there Joyce> Stallone. Egon> Joan Crawford. sanguine> it's a tough business to crack bowleg> Why, the director of "PuppetMaster III: Toulon's Revenge" started in porn. Baron> Iīm not interestedin porn, but u are talking ībout this stuff EddieG> Still it is not everyday that you get to talk to someone that has been in the biz bowleg> admit it, you're interested in hearing complete strangers discuss anal sex. EddieG> Back to the adult thing. Did you use a fake snake, or something more lively? Joyce> It was a fake green snake. Joyce> But there was another snake if you understand my meaning. bowleg> so, tell us more exciting tidbits from the filming of "Analconda" Egon> Was Jonah "The 13 inch" NYC in it? bowleg> Did you know that there is porn on the internet? Baron> what the hell are u talking ībout, Iīm not old enogh for this stuff EddieG> Joyce have you heard of a Emily Mills. She goes by the name Debbie Lottapuss. She is a local girl I once dated that went to LA and porn. Egon> People like Joyce are disgusting, peddling their flesh on the net! Gov't needs to protect the kids! EddieG> Hey she just did a movie, not net stuff. Leave her alone. EddieG> Joyce can you describe yourself to us? Egon> She looks like a porn star! Heroin tracks, bruises, you know! Egon> So, Joyce, what other violations of God's law have you gotten paid for? bowleg> worshipped any false gods recently? Egon> Everytime I walk into a video or a book store, all i see is people violating the Word of God for money. It's disgusting! Egon> I can believe that a filthy young lady such as yourself has no room in her heart for the Lord! Baron> are u a preacher Egon? EddieG> Don't let them get in your way of making quality adult films Joyce. Everyone must make their own choices. Egon> Do you doubt the word of God, sanguine? sanguine> don't know...never seen it Egon> You won't become famous, Ms. Joyce. You'll die of God's Scourge, AIDS, before you're 30th birthday! Walter> oh this IS pleasant Egon> It has happened to most of the porn stars. Walter> and you keep track of them ...why...egon? Joyce> I told you I'm not doing porns anymore. I think forcing your opions on others will get you killed faster. Egon> Because it backs up my facts! AIDS is punishment for the fornicator! Walter> sits for hours watching these evil films just to curse them Baron> sure egon, are u smoking? Egon> Smoking? My body is a temple, sir, and I sully it not with tobacco or alcohol. EddieG> Speaking of snake, how long did it take for you to get you part in analconda? Joyce> Not long. I gave them a tape of my performance in "Les Bians." Joyce> You guys seem very interested in Analconda. captjup> Not me, Joyce Egon> It's simple, Joyce. Just turn to God. Joyce> I'd rather turn to scientology. Egon> Scientology! Those upsurers of God's word? Joyce> I don't believe in it, I'd just rather turn to scientology than the stuff egon is talking aobut. EddieG> You shut up fuckers. You don't know me. Don't accuse me if you don't know me. Baron> donīt call me a fucker,I did`nt say anything Egon> I Make Love, if that's what you're so crudly refering to. Baron> I prefare too make love, gringo Egon> What next? Going to start exchanging Bestiality pictures? I'm sure the good people at scifi.com will love that! EddieG> I have often thought about doing adult themed films. Do you have any pointers Joyce for breaking into the biz? Baron> Let the womens talk Egon> Let the harlots talk, you mean. Joyce> Yes, make an amateur home video of yourself. Baron> take it easy man EddieG> I have plenty of those. i have a small collection of amature stuff of me and others. Egon> What, take it easy? I believe in calling a spade a spade, and a harlot a harlot. Baron> thats ok egon, but relax Walter> a spade's a spade Baron> I just can say it again: take it easy, thats simple, isnt it? EddieG> Where is the most money to be made? Straight, gay, bi, or other? bowleg> what's "other"? Egon> Swell. The porn actress is just fine, but a God-fearing man is called all sorts of names. Joyce> The more you can do, the more money you'll make. bowleg> the more plastic novelties you can take in, the more you'll make. Joyce> Nasal, aural, oral sex. Any kind will do. EddieG> I have a couple of vids of each. Would it help o make a short compilation tape? Could you e-mail me privatly later and give me a couple of director's names? Egon> I didn't say you did. I'm just pointing out the difference between the greeting Joyce got, and the one I'm getting once I stopped lurking! Baron> Ok, I didnīt mean to upset u anyhow Baron> it is indeed, Iīm german spoken, and if u watch a movie over there they say it all the tim bowleg> germans call people gringos? EddieG> I think I would be pretty good in my videos because see I am double jointed and I can orally satisfy myself. I see that as a bonus for the movies. Egon> I'm sure the sci-fi people would be very pleased to hear about a porn channel on their server. EddieG> Seig Hiel? Baron> OK, lets keep english Baron> EddiG. Sieg not seig EddieG> Sorry. bowleg> always nice to have a nazi with good spelling skills. Baron> dont blame the wrong people EddieG> Anyway, I had no complaints about using my joints to my advantage on either sex, so I think I could become a major star. Joyce> That's good Eddie. You're very talented then. EddieG> It really turns people on when I can enter them analy and bend under and do oral to them at the same time. The wonders of double jointedness. Egon> I just never believed that people could just sit and talk about porn all night. It's almost hypnotic. Egon> This would be a great medium to spread the word of God, and instead you all are playing "Ask the Porno Star"! Joyce> Eddie, do you do that with just the girls? Or do you do that to the guys and animals? EddieG> Lets just say I am an equal opportunity pleaser. Baron> easy, just take it easy Baron> anytime at any place, but ot in, just out EddieG> I mean some of the stuff out there on tape is just garbage. I know I can do better than most of it. Egon> Oh, come on. Surely someone besides me is offended by all this "inserting" talk! EddieG> The best thing is I have built my endurance up to do multiple takes if neccessary. Joyce> Eddie, if you really think you can do better, follow your dreams you beefcake. Walter> you'd need to with a talent like that EddieG> Joyce can you hook me up with a good agent in the adult industry? Egon> If you want AIDS so bad, Eddie, why not just go find a dirty needle? Walter> Because sex is more fun EddieG> Well I could give you a couple of private shows. :) Egon> I mean, love is pure, people! Why do you insist on dirtying it up with multiple partners and those sex toy things?? Egon> I think I should e-mail the people who run this server and tell them just what kind of a channel this is! Fractal> I agree with egon. captjup> That would be a mistake. Fractal> about the "sex things" Egon> Thank you, Fractal. Nice to see a friend in Jesus here. Walter> it doesn't...this is a remarkable conversation cShane> i agree egon bowleg> Joyce, you were the one who brought anal insertion into the conversation. Walter> no rules about it except that you don't force it on the unwlling Walter> and we were here first Egon> So, two friends in Jesus. It makes the stay here worthwhile if I can save at least one soul! Egon> It's probably all the porn trading Joyce and her friends are doing. Joyce> I'm not doing porn anymore. I guess you're too closed minded to accept that. Fractal> come on egon, are you that offended by that? captjup> If Egon was offended, Egon would have left by now. Fractal> I don't have a problem with porn, I just said that I don't need it Egon> I'm sure she just did one and stopped. That's why she's dragging Eddie into it. EddieG> Joyce think over my offer. It is not often you meet a double jointed man. captjup> Mighty true. Joyce> Eddie, you should be careful what you do with that double jointed stuff. You might break your back accidentally. bowleg3> you might blind yourself. bowleg3> or pull a groin muscle. bowleg3> or suddenly turn german. Egon> I heard this room was for discussing IBM vs. MACs, not this porno stuff. EddieG> Ohh i can pull a groin muscle just fine. Is that an acceptance joyce? Walter> now why is Eddie the king of Anal insertion? bowleg3> so Eddie, Walter doubts your anal insertion skills and expertise. Egon> WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THE ANAL STUFF? EddieG> I can do plenty of stuff given the opportunity Egon> Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior. Joyce> Does he talk to you often? Egon> We talk every day. You should try it sometime and stop your life of sin. Walter> do you talk to elvis too, Egon? captjup> Oh, come now. bowleg3> egon, do you sometimes hear voices in your head commanding you to kill? Egon> Yeah, Walter, I talk to Elvis. What's the matter, Jesus less interesting than Dog sex? cShane> alright everyone get off Egon case! cShane> please! Walter> tell him to keep his dogma to himself, or carry it somewhere where people want to hear it captjup> I know better routes... bowleg3> maybe cShane belongs in #faceUpEgon'sRectum cShane> bow i will kick u off the server if u wish! Egon> Joyce, do you like communicable diseases? Joyce> No, that's why I stopped doing porns. DAnder6321> hi bowleg3> !pornlist DAnder6321> i'll be in my lab if anyone needs to see me cShane> it won't work!! cShane> and i'll crush u !!! Egon> Let's try a different approach. How many here will accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior? cShane> *** Flood Detect: (TEXT) Recieved from (Egon) (bcm@114.chicago-13.il.dial-access.att.n et) cShane> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA cShane> LOSER cShane> i know u don't cShane> version told me GK> does version often talk to you? cShane> yes it does (ends in repeated ping flooding by young k00l d00d cShane)  Walter> One girlfriend was willing only if I tried it too Joyce> Tried what? Walter> anal sex Walter> she seemd to really like it...and I gotta say, it didn't bother me much Walter> so how'd you do it? for the movie? Joyce> I did nothing. The guy did all the work. How he did it, I don't know. Of course, we have to get enemas before hand. Walter> I mean it's tough to do if you don't like it Joyce> The enemas are important since the guys don't have the condoms. Walter> yeah...I can imagine Walter> Well, it was pretty tidy when we did it...an I did wear a condom Walter> did it hurt? Joyce> At first, but they apply some gel with pain killers so it doesn't hurt. Walter> took a lot of lube for me...but the sensation was..good.. Walter> wouldn't have continued if it hurt a lot Walter> learned that the first time a tried to do it to a girl back in high school Walter> hurts on both ends Walter> but she was determined to try it, and we finally got the lube thing down Walter> didn't wear a condom the times with her...but it was the late 70's - we didn't know about AIDS yet Joyce> It takes time, but when you have "pros" on the set, things go faster. Walter> not gonna heap you with guilt over what you've done...I've probably done worse, and I didn't do it for a job v Walter> Was Bombshell made for Sci Fi, or was it an independent production that Sci Fi bought? Joyce> It was independent from what I gather. Sci Fi bought it after they shopped it around. Walter> given that they are touted as being the source of Sci Fi, a lot of their productions are pretty pedestrian Walter> we should stay in touch Walter> well, not if it's a bother Walter> Interested in a retainer as consultant on porn production? Walter> Thought i might give it a try Walter> from the production end Joyce> I'm honestly not into that stuff anymore. Walter> wasn't thinking of dragging you into it...just thought I might quiz you on some tips...and wouldn't want to ask for free Walter> may i write you Walter> not a stalker Walter> if it bothers you, i will stop Walter> can you really do that? EddieG> Yeah. I don't know if I am really double jointed or not, but after working on it for a while, I can do it anytime now. Walter> or are you just so well hung you can reach with out bending EddieG> I think it is a little of both. Erect I am about 8-10 inches, so that doesn't hurt. Walter> not bad... ( Not bad?!!!! One man does not comment on another's penis size in that way!) Walter> always wanted to be able to try it from the tap Walter> well, that's an amazing talent - ever make it to SF, lemme know...would love to witness that EddieG> I wouldn't care to put on a show. Are you bi or what anyhow? Not that it really matters. I just like to show off I guess. Walter> bi yes...and sorry...just sounds amazing EddieG> It is an experience to say the least. Walter> well...I won't bug you...but it was amazing to meet someone who could do that... EddieG> You are not bugging me in the least. I enjoy telling about it. Can you do any ugh, tricks, iguess is what to call it. Walter> nope...just particularly sensual EddieG> Do you usually pitch or recieve. I am a pitcher myself. Walter> bit of both EddieG> I had a girl once that liked really kinky stuff. She liked to get animals in on the act. It was different. Walter> I can imagine Walter> Did you recieve? EddieG> Yes. We did a mini-train. I was in her and the dog was on me. Let me tell you the knot on the dog's prick is somehting else to feel. Walter> had to wait till he finished for the dismount? EddieG> Yeah. They get that knot in there and you are locked together until he is done. Walter> cool EddieG> I would do it again I guess. He certainly tasted different than anyone else i have ever been with before. Walter> hell...never tried it with a real penis yet EddieG> What oral? EddieG> Do you have a web site? Walter> www.dnai.com/~jefs/ EddieG> Well you should put some picks up and stuff. Show yourself off and you can find someone out there to take care of you. Walter> naw... EddieG> Maybe we will run into each other on here again. Walter> control...and it did rub her clit Walter> and seemed a fair trade...she let me do her ass as well EddieG> Well how did you like it? Walter> loved it EddieG> word of advice on the animals, make sure they know you well. Don't just go to the pound and pick one up. Walter> gonna take care of that yourself? Walter> typing and sucking? EddieG> nope just a hand job Walter> I can try Walter> or did you mean in my ass? EddieG> either or. I don't care as long as I get my release Walter> mmmwanna lick it... EddieG> sounds good, sounds good Walter> then slide the crown between my lips Walter> tasting the precum that ooozes from it Walter> feeling it on my tongue...on the roof of my mouth Walter> feeling your hands stroking my head EddieG> hold on a min Walter> okay...holding ("EddieG" says: I honestly think I am going to go throw up.) Ick. Get me out of here! |