For only the second time in history has someone been so utterly entertaining in their Shrineworthiness that we've opened a second whole exhibit to showcase it. But the PEOPLE have spoken. We thought long and hard about how to present PEOPLE27's anti-Bush tirade from September 21, 2000. All at once, and give you the whole experience? Or break it down into little comprehensible bits so your brains won't spontaneously combust? Despite the extra work involved in the latter, I feel it may very well be the best approach. PEOPLE's thesis, such as it is, is that George W. Bush, like his father before him, and like Reagan before that, is a bad, bad man. Certainly an understandable viewpoint. He then attempts to prove that thesis through an elaborate series of comparisons: BUSH: I WANT TO RESTAURE HONOR AND DIGNITY IN THE WHITE HOUSE BUSH: I AM REAGAN 2 BUSH'S MODEL SHOW ETHICS: We didn't change weapons for hostages. LYING We didn't contact the terrorists We didn't break the law in helping contras UNDER We substain always the democracy Reality: He substained Pinochet and Salazar OATH Honduras: Guerrilla has hands full of blood Reality: Killed by right-wing militia 41000 Killed by left-wing guerrilla 740 BUSH: I WANT TO RESTAURE HONOR AND DIGNITY IN THE WHITE HOUSE BUSH: MY FATHER PRESIDENCE WAS A GOOD PRESIDENCE Already, I'm beginning to be skeptical of Bush's claims of good presidency. But if that wasn't enough, PEOPLE has, through elaborate means, inventoried Bush The Elder's complete skeleton closet: TRUTH ON GHWB PART I SKELETON CLOSET 1) He ILLEGALLY, as Reagan vice, contacted the terrorists under Carter 2) He continued to substain Pinochet 3) He said "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING" about the Pinochet-Iran/contra gate 4) He kept normal trade relationship with China after TIENANMEN massacre. 5) According to an Amnesty International Report, he used ILLEGAL impoverished Uranium in Iraq PART II ECONOMY 1) Unemployed at 13 percent (5 percent now) 2) Economy: 230 bilion debt (now 200 bilion CREDIT 3) Crime and drug use 20 percent HIGHER than now Damning testimony indeed. I, for one, was unaware of the many sub stains perpetrated by Bush Senior. But what about Dubya himself? Surely, he must be culpable of things other than being the son of a substainer? Indeed: A QUESTION FOR MR BUSH: TRULY REAGAN AND GHWB ARE MODEL TO COPY FOR RESTAURING HONOR AND DIGNITY IN THE WHITE HOUSE? Bush: Who is not Christian goes to the hell I'm a uniter, not a divider Polluters can regulate themselves (we saw in Texas) Kossovo War is only a Clinton manouvre for mading people forget the Sexygate. OK, in the opinion of Bush Clinton had to allow Milosevic deporting hundred thousand people because of the "political correctness" to wait Sexygate end. We must not keep normal trade relationship with China. In fact his father did exactly this thing after TIENANMEN massacre. Hollywood is a vicious industry. In fact Bush invested money in it. Children must not smoke. Tobacco companies are innocent of the charge to publicizing tobacco for children. BUSH SBANDING: Trent Lott was right. 50th are better than us for moral sense. Gays are people too. Why I must refuse Homosexual Funds? We must substain AFfirmative Action. Affirmative Action is offensive for the Blacks... My god! A rising tide of Homosexual Funds amidst the horrors of Sexygate! Surely, that's enough right there to condemn Dubya for all eternity! Show mercy, PEOPLE27! Show mercy! But PEOPLE has no mercy for Bush. He dares to reveal the "details" of the shocking scandal (or Power Rangers robot), SuperMegaAlfaBushGate. SuperMegaAlfaBushGate 1) IN A WORLD VIDEO CONFERENCE: I will strongly pledge myself for the Nuclear Peace in the World -He made the Republicans block the Nuclear Weapon Treatise in Congress 2) WITH THE BIBLE IN THE HAND I'm a COMPASSIONATE Conservative.Ask to - Texan children - Pregnant mothers - Workers injured - Old people - Many PACIFIC demonstrants at Filadelfia 3) REPUBLICANS are the PARTY of the MORALITY REALITY REP Candidate PRESIDENT - He was a cracked - He was an alcoholic-dependent (and defines these things RIDICOLOUS RUMOURS) - He also partecipated to some activities of a ROCK group - He made dirty affairs with Funeral Industry - He received favours by his father in Vietnam - He used a Social Service he STRONGLY OPPOSED TO - He calls a reporter a *** hole - He breaks the solemn promise WITH THE BIBLE IN THE HAND to debate Gore ON THE ISSUES REP Candidate VP 1) Tried to save Ollie North from the Pinochet-Iran/contra gate 2) After thundering against gays, he has a daughter...LESBIAN. When reporters asked him if he had a "pervert" daughter, he answered:She is not pervert. It's her nature. Exactly the opposite of what Republicans claim for gay people who are NOT the daughter of the REP Candidate VP or a REP Congressmen. REP CONGRESSMEN 1) 33 REP Congressmen (10 Dem) made sex with a person different by his wife. 2) FIVE REP Congressmen (TWO LEADERS) made sex outside marriage and LIED on it, but Republicans absolved them because "they were not in a Grand Jury". They kept their offices WITHOUT a year of investigations and harsh attacks. MAJOR MODEL for the REPUBLICANS GIULIANI deserves FIVE YEARS of FEDERAL JAIL for his relationship in CHANGE OF JEWELS with Dona Hanover. Now, admittedly, I hated Donna Hanover on "In Food Today" as much as anybody else, but I don't think that should mean jail time for just changing jewels with her. Realizing that the reader's soul would now be crying out for justice in the wake of SuperMegaAlfaBushGate, PEOPLE smartly changes tone, and goes into the much lighter-hearted FUNNYGATE scandal: FUNNY GATE: A politician for 20 years (!) took non-authorized Valium and sometimes read Flynt magazines in a district in which it was illegal. He, in his electoral campaigns, has always accused HIS ADVERSARIES to be "immoral" and "against the religion". AND HE WAS A REPUBLICAN!!!!! (yes, he was a little Bush) BUSH: The President is "arrogant". This is a weak Presidence. The world needs of a strong leadership. (impeachment). It's not about sex. It's about lying under oath. The President is a sex-addict. I am REAGAN 2. I am thousand Kilometres far the Pinochet-Iran/contra gate. My father's Presidence was a good presidence. I am not running on my father. I am the new. We fight for the equality of women. Feminism is dangerous for the society. AIDS is a terrible disgrace. In fact he blocked AIDS Research Funds.NRA is not a lobby. It's a regular Association. Jew Association is a "lobby". In the Republican Party there are no anti-Jew feelings. We are against anti-semitism. We fight for the equal rights for Blacks and Whites. Reno's investigation(in Raynard case) is only political oportunism... BUSH: I am in favour of free speech. In fact he tried to PUT OUTLAW an anti-Bush site saying that it was "offensive for him". ( GWBush.com ). The site contains NO INSULTS. During the race for Texas Governor, Bush said that Dukakis was AGAINST THE RELIGION. After he won, he said that Dukakis was a FAIR and HONEST adversary. Again during the Republican nomination he said that McCAin was AGAINST THE RELIGION. Now McCain is a Saint. This is the third time. Gore is AGAINST THE RELIGION. Are Republicans believable??? No, PEOPLE! Don't leave us hanging like that! I need to know if Republicans are believable or not! I can handle the truth! Don't abandon us in our darkest of dark hours! You will soon discover it in Why I won't vote Bush (Part II) Whew.