September 14, 2001 "A few years ago, some people tried to destroy my family. They attacked my father's reputation. They attacked my mother's reputation. They attacked the World Wrestling Federation. They tried to rip us apart. But all they did was make my family stronger. And that's exactly what America feels right now." - Stephanie McMahon, making what may be the most fascinating parallel in the history of the species. Yes, America truly does, right now, feel just like the McMahon family, boobs strained by silicone, testicles shrunken by steroids. Thanks, Steph, for making us understand the true scope of Tuesday's events.