Conditional Surrender (4/29/98)

In two separate news items today, it was revealed that Hollywood thinks the following ideas are worthwhile:
  • Letting Rob Liefeld write a screenplay
  • Hiring Daryl Hannah to play Morticia Addams
Despite the usual disclaimers, no joke. I'm not making this up. Anyway, I'm leaving the actual jokes as an exercise for the astute reader. 'Cause Hollywood scares me.