The German poster for "The Castle of Fu Man Chu," featured in MST episode 323.
Christopher Lee looks pensively out the window into a rainstorm, puzzling over the ancient Chinese secret of what the hell it was that was going on in this movie anyway. Attempted plot points from his dark past hover nearby, forever tormenting his eternal soul. And one of them McDonald's ketchup packets exploded, leaving a heckuva a window job for the illegal Fu has over to clean the castle every Thursday.