![]() "Star Trek" Fan Gets Laid
October 11, 1999
The woman, a US Postal Service worker who refused to release her name, is not a prostitute and shamefully admits she had sexual intercourse with Capek for no compensation and of her own free will. She conceded,
Capek, a virgin up until the encounter, recounts the tale of the fateful day. "She was dropping off a package, a Tribble with a pattern that looked like the Virgin Mary I bought from E-bay, when I guess she liked what she saw and couldn't resist. It was undoubtedly the best six minutes of my life." While the encounter was a godsend for Capek, it was not so for his mystery postal woman, who lost her job for the inappropriate on-the-job action. Officials at Paramount, who own "Star Trek," were skeptical at first, but still decided to hire a team of investigators to verify the claims. "We first heard about [the sexual encounter] from Chase Masterson who heard about it at a convention. We all thought it was another urban myth, like the gerbil up Richard Gere's ass," said "Star Trek" producer Rick Berman.
While "Star Trek" fans having sexual intercourse is not a new thing, Capek's sexual encounter is the first for a hard-core "Star Trek" fan referred to as a "Trekkie." Dr. Marcy Umbato, head of the investigative team explained, "Sex among the less spastic Trek fans, or Trekkers, is surprisingly common. However, the rather few number of Trekkies, with their extremely freakish behavior, poor grooming techniques, and propensity to not leave the house have never found themselves in the position to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman who isn't drugged or compensated for her services." What's next for Mr. Capek? "I've been invited to tour the set of 'Voyager,' but they're not paying for my travel so I need to pay for the U-Haul myself, which is cool if I get to meet Jeri Ryan."
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