![]() Bruce Willis Offers Apology
September 12, 2001
Action movie star and part-time restaurateur, Bruce Willis offered his deepest sympathies to the people of New York and of America for Tuesday's World
The actor, who has starred in over fifty movies and has made a career of saving lives on the big screen, said he was "deeply sorry" and "regretted" that he was not able to save all the innocent people who died. In an exclusive interview with HomeGame News, Willis said he was still distraught over his break-up with Demi Moore and the failure of "Breakfast of Champions." He also admitted he hasn't "been operating at 100%" since being faced with the reality of his super human abilities.
"I've been living a lie here in Los Angeles. I've been shackled up in my Malibu home and have lost touch with the people I was placed on Earth to protect. Why must I be cursed with the power to kill terrorists? WHY?! I should have been in New York, on board one of those planes, at least in one of the towers. I'm an American cowboy! I have an uncanny knack of being in the wrong place at the wrong time! Why did my powers fail me this time," Willis pondered before throwing a bottle of Scotch against the wall and storming out of his living room.
When questioned about his tangle with Denzel Washington over rounding up Arab-Americans in New York and placing them in camps, Willis still maintains it was a wise decision. "Don't get me wrong. I don't think it was a politically correct thing to do, but you have to do what you have to do. If locking them up means saving more lives and preventing more acts of terrorism, then do it. Denzel should have realized that. If that plan was still in action, this all might not have happened. I mean, that is if it's true that some Arabian terrorists were behind these recent attacks that I could have stopped had I just gotten on board one of those planes to visit my ex-wife."
Willis concluded by saying he has contacted Haley Joel-Osment, Heat Vision and Jack, and Super Denk in hopes that the group can join forces and stop Samuel L. Jackson and his team of Arabian terrorists before he strikes again.
Jerry Bruckheimer, Michael Bay, and Sean Connery could not be reached for comment. However, Wesley Snipes did offer one cryptic comment on the situation: "Always bet on black."
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