The Boogie Report

December 8, 2000

Weekend Wrap-Up


Well, Titans has been cancelled. Dammit. NBC's decided that they won't order more than the original 13 episodes and plan on burning off the final episodes over the next few weeks. I'm sad, because there's so many things we haven't seen yet. We haven't seen Jasmine Bleeth and Victoria Principal have their official Krystal/Alexis catfight. We haven't seen Peter come out of the closet. We haven't seen Casper Van Dien act. We haven't seen Casper Van Dien's hair morph into a coonskin cap. This marks the fifth cancelled new show on NBC this season. Their prize? A copy of Double Dragon.

Pilots have been shot this week for The $1,000,000 Pyramid. Donnie Osmond is the host. Reports state that Osmond is very good in the host role, which is something that can't be said for celebrity contestants Jenny McCarthy and Wayne Brady. Stay tuned, as I might have to try and make a report up close and personal from the set.

Going political for a second, I don't care what the certified results end up saying. Gore won. Period. Will I move to DC and walk up and down in front of the White House every day? No. But don't think that I'll sit still and take any guff from that cokehead. More later.

When I wrote the above, the Absentee Ballot cases had just came out in Dubya's favor. I had expected as much. Now... dammit, my weekend's already busy enough. I don't need this extra stress! And where's my Bowling Shirt?

Finally, I've became a cog in the great American corporate machine. Pray for my soul. The CoolSavings pig will be your lord and master. It would be able to keep track of my car.

Pinwiz - Mmmmmmmmm. Stock Options.


December 6, 2000

Oh. My. God. LaCroix. LaCroix. LaCroix.


AbFab will return in 2001 to the BBC.

Damn. Damn. Damn. Oh my god. Damn.

I need to calm down before I explode into a pillar of flame that hasn't been seen since the days of Moses.

Pinwiz - Bubble as an Icelandic Waitress?