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my-crow-soft> you know who else is hot ? (was hot) mary tyler moore.. 
TheCambot> For real. Ironf> She still thinks she is. She's always trying to show her body on shows. my-crow-soft> really ? TheCambot> To think Dick van Dyke dared to sleep in a separate bed. my-crow-soft> i remember she did an appearance on late show.. Ironf> Yes, she's had a lot of work done on her too. TheCambot> She looks awful now. THX-1138> Yeah. All the geriatriphiles go crazy for it. They crap in their Depends each time TheCambot> She was better in black and white. Balthayzr> Diabetes will do that to you. my-crow-soft> well i like when she was in the mary tyler moore show, the earl episodes.. my-crow-soft> those were the best... TheCambot> Yep. TheCambot> See previous comment: TheCambot> > To think Dick van Dyke dared to sleep in a separate bed. my-crow-soft> at that time it was common TheCambot> Yeah, but still... TheCambot> What an opportunity... TheCambot> It kills me each time. my-crow-soft> maybe he thought girls have cooties... TheCambot> I wouldn't care if she had cooties or not. Balthayzr> It really wasn't too common at the time. TV Censors demanded it. TheCambot> I know, Mr. Factual. my-crow-soft> hm.. still.. wouldn't it be great to see some horizontal rhmba on the show ? Balthayzr> Just pointing it out to Crow. TheCambot> Ever see the Happy Days where they pushed the beds together? TheCambot> Maybe in the Dick Van Dyke Show bloopers reel. TheCambot> No. I might not be aliove if I had. TheCambot> They could do that? my-crow-soft> yea, * my-crow-soft taped his mouth shut, why the hell no one knows.. TheCambot> So she said she had an orgy huh? TheCambot> Wow. my-crow-soft> yea it was cool.. my-crow-soft> ted goes " whoo.. in a shimmering manner TheCambot> She didn't look as good then, though. TheCambot> So it wouldn't have done much for me. my-crow-soft> no it she looked good than my-crow-soft> she had a really really right blouse on... TheCambot> Not as good. TheCambot> Ah. TheCambot> Ever see the episode where she didn't have anything on? Oh, no, wait, that was on my internal TV. my-crow-soft> yea.. and my internal pc porn TheCambot> It comes on after old SNL repeats. 
my-crow-soft> i aughta get to sleep i think ... TheCambot> No. *** my-crow-soft has quit IRC ((signed off)) TheCambot> Sleep is bad. TheCambot> It's overrated. TheCambot> http://www.pbs-print.com/billmurray TheCambot> \Huh? Where'd that come from? Balthayzr> Crow gets exausted when he speaks for more than 5 minutes. TheCambot> Oh, it was my automatic shameless-plug function. Gosh, that scared me. Ironf> especially about Mary Tyler Moore porn TheCambot> He went to go get out his Dick Van Dyke Show video collection, is what he did. TheCambot> I wish I had that collection. TheCambot> Ya know...why is none of this on Nick At Nite anymore? Ironf> But, who can blame him. I watch her blue movie every other night it seems TheCambot> They took off everything good. TheCambot> Blue movie? THX-1138> And they replaced it with better things Ironf> yeah way back when she was breaking in the biz. Most all celebs had to do them it seems Balthayzr> I hear it's coming out on DVD, so you won't have to buy a new copy every 6 months. TheCambot> And TV land...don't get me started. Ironf> well actually VCD, cause dvd would be too public a display TheCambot> Blue movie? As in, like....wow.....give it to me. TheCambot> THX-1138> And they replaced it with better things-----I'll tear you up. TheCambot> Like what? Balthayzr> Wasn't it a take-off on her first starring role, called D*cks and Dykes? Ironf> look around on the alt.video.tape-trading group. It's pretty common. Ironf> That's not the name on mine. It's not very good actually TheCambot> How old is she in it? THX-1138> I don't watch Nick at Nite or TVLand. It's all crap, but it's been better crap lately, from what I've seen as I flip channels. TheCambot> You're WRONG! Balthayzr> They probably re-named it when she bacame a star, like that porn Stallone was in. Ironf> Kinda like Stallones crappy one. Buffy and ---- party. Can't remember his name TheCambot> They took off Get Smart. THX-1138> Thank god. Ironf> She looks to be around 24-25 or so. I'm not good with ages. TheCambot> I'm gonna kill you. Balthayzr> She was about 22 when she did Van Dyke, wasn't she? THX-1138> That show was incredibly annoying. Ironf> I'll be glad when they get The Blue Knight back on TheCambot> But I mean, does she look good in it? THX-1138> Yes! THX-1138> Blue Knight would easily save that channel. Plumm> are y'all talking about those MTM stag reels? TheCambot> Ever watch When Things Were Rotten? TheCambot> Yeah. Balthayzr> Yes, Blue Knight. Easily the best Cop Show there ever was. TheCambot> No....mannix was. TheCambot> Go mannix! Ironf> Mannix couldn't pull up the fly of The Blue Knight TheCambot> If Mannix and Mitchell had a fight... Balthayzr> I'm sorry, I have to disagree. Blue Knight rocked the house. THX-1138> Ugh. All Mannix did was run around. Blue Knight was real. It was gritty. Balthayzr> Blue Knight told stories from the street. Plumm> Mannix. Exactly how many episodes was Tab NOT strung out on coke? 
TheCambot> Great. Can we talk about MTM porn again now? THX-1138> Not all this Hollywood run around garbage like Mannix. It had that real psychological element. Plumm> GK was drug-free. TheCambot> Mannix. Is. The. Man. Balthayzr> Of course. Plumm> Are you obsessed with Mary Tyler Moore porn or something? Balthayzr> GK being drug-free, I mean. TheCambot> I never knew it existed. TheCambot> l\ *** TheCambot has quit IRC ((signed off)) Balthayzr> She only did the one, Cambot. I'm suprised you've never heard of it. Ironf> Even Barb Striesand had one Plumm> I still can't believe she was caught on film with Rob Reiner. *** TheCambot (TheCambot@ci790298-a.grnvle1.sc.home.com) has joined #MST-HomeGame TheCambot> Bugger and blast. Ironf> *** TheCambot has quit IRC ((signed off)) Ironf> Balthayzr> She only did the one, Cambot. I'm suprised you've never heard of it. Ironf> Ironf> Even Barb Striesand had one Ironf> Plumm> I still can't believe she was caught on film with Rob Reiner. Plumm> I still can't believe she was caught on film with Rob Reiner. TheCambot> Miss anything? Ironf> that's what ya missed Plumm> I mean, he was like, what 16 then? Plumm> Or was it younger, Ironf? THX-1138> Too bad it wasn't a snuff film. TheCambot> Thanks. Balthayzr> Reiner? Think so. Didn't he have some goofy porn name in that? TheCambot> Who was caught with RR? MTM or Streisand. Ironf> Oh he was underage all right TheCambot> Rob Reiner did porn? TheCambot> You learn things everyday. Ironf> well it wasn't porn when he made it TheCambot> Hmmm? Ironf> that wasn't the idea behind it. It was a personal film, like the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee thing TheCambot> Ohhhhh. TheCambot> But with who? Ironf> Reiner/Moore TheCambot> Oh. TheCambot> I'll take that, too. Balthayzr> When it got released, they guy who released it changed the names to try to avoid a lawsuit. TheCambot> Lemme put it on my list of things to have. Ironf> She's quite the dirty whore in bed, and that's a good thing * TheCambot puts it on his list of things to have. TheCambot> You'd think she would be, the way she acts lately. Balthayzr> Yes, that scene with her, Reiner, and the Cheez-Wiz? Very naughty. TheCambot> Augh! TheCambot> So this is two videos now? Ironf> no, it's all the same one TheCambot> Oh. Balthayzr> You'd better enjoy tongue action if you watch that part.... Ironf> unless there is one out there I'm not familiar with TheCambot> So they made a video, and a guy put it along with more MTM nude things? Balthayzr> See, the entire porn movie is Reiner filming a "party" at his house. Ironf> yeah basically TheCambot> So, it's not just MTM? Ironf> But with different names and all Balthayzr> Nope. TheCambot> What're their names? Porn names are such fun... Ironf> party=coke fueled orgy Balthayzr> Reiner isn't in a lot of it, except for the part where he hands the camera to Phil Silvers for the scene he has with Barbara.. TheCambot> Streisand TheCambot> ? Balthayzr> Yep. Balthayzr> The Cheez-Wiz part i was telling you about. Ironf> I take it you're not very old, having never heard of this before TheCambot> So it's just, like, a video tape with lots of naughty sixties celebrities, including MTM? TheCambot> No, I just don't get out. At all. TheCambot> Ever. Ironf> no, just a few different scenes Ironf> afk for a bit TheCambot> And yet no lawsuit whatsoever? Balthayzr> It's a video, transferred from film (obviously ;) ) of Reiner filming a big orgy at his house. It runs about 65 minutes... TheCambot> Okay. Balthayzr> No one wanted to sue, and admit they were "in the film"... TheCambot> Ah. Actually, that does strike something. Balthayzr> Also afraid any lawsuit would just spread word of it around more. Balthayzr> It's one of those "underground" tapes, now, like the one of the Go-Gos having sex with their roadies. TheCambot> So DVD wasn't there? Ironf> no, the DVD thing is wrong. It's been confused with VCD TheCambot> You can't abbreviate that without confusion. Dick van Dyke. TheCambot> That's what I meant. Ironf> VCD is a bootleg made in China Balthayzr> What, Van Dyke? He wasn't into that type of scene. Ironf> It'll play on any computer and in DVD players Balthayzr> Rose Marie was in it, though. She was a party monster, that one. TheCambot> Yeah, it was kind of a joke. I shouldn't joke much. Ironf> She put away a lot of nose candy back then I hear Balthayzr> That's why her voice got so rough. Ironf> Makes sense Ironf> Most people did it back then, but not 9-10 grams a day Balthayzr> There's the one scene of her in that video of her servicing 5 guys at once. Amazing. TheCambot> Five. Wow. Balthayzr> You can tell by her eyes at that point that she's coked out of her head. Ironf> Well she likes the shaft, can't fault her for that Balthayzr> The film quality's not bad, for the time period. Reiner must have had access to some primo gear back then. TheCambot> So MTM coked? She looked like such a nice girl. Balthayzr> Yea, Rose Marie supposedly got her going on it. 
TheCambot> Ah. Plumm> really? TheCambot> Did she get her going with Cheez Wiz too? Plumm> I thought mtmt didn't start doing coke until after they canceled her variety show in the 70s Balthayzr> Not in this, no. TheCambot> 'Nother joke. Balthayzr> She laid off of it after Van Dyke got cancelled. Ironf> I hear he was crazy over his homemade stuff like Whats-his-name from Hogan's Heros Balthayzr> Couldn't afford it, with no regular gig. Balthayzr> Bob Crane? Ironf> yeah old freaky Crane Balthayzr> I'm really suprised he wasn't in this, concidering the time period. Balthayzr> But, like you said, he liked "home grown" fun. * TheCambot jumps. TheCambot> That helped. Balthayzr> Crane died making one of his little "fun fests". Shame, really. Ironf> Tripod to the back of the skull will do that Thanks again for that image |