By April 6, 1999, the Shrine's fame had spread to nearly a dozen people. By that point, I'd actually gotten spies, and every once in a while, one of the Shrine fans out there would send me a suggestion. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't; I have odd standards for the Shrine. And if it weren't for a spy, I'd have never have discovered the joy that is Acrnefan.
AF hangs out on, of all places, the Yahoo discussion board devoted to First Union Bank. My first impression upon visiting this board was that the whole damn thing deserved a special entry in the Shrine. But that'd be giving the whole class detention for the spitballs of half a dozen, so, instead, I'll single out the Head Moron and make him clean virtual erasers until the cows come home. Here, for your enjoyment, the collected writings of Acrnefan:
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Melissam... by: acrnefan (2260 of 2311) You're ignorants is showing. When you use the word graduate in the past tinse, you have to ad an "ed" to the end. Its graduated. Bye the way, I did graduate from high school. Maybe you better give some thought to going back their so you can get another job when First Union and the Money Store kick you on the street. No wonder first Union layed you off. You don't even have good english. You are so stupid, you made me laugh out lowd. Maybe you ought to follow my erlier suggestion and get some pills to help you out with that bad attitude of yors.I here they make some good ones called prozak. Because if you came to old Acme's plumbing Company here in Philadelphia, I'd tell you to get your still unemployed self out of my shop. I don't know why, Sall1999, by: acrnefan (2262 of 2311) but I am going to respond to you even though you a strip club person who buys hookers in timessquare. My brother who lives in New York told me that there are no more hookers in times square. He says that he has to go out to Queens to find hookers. I don't no what all this drug talk like calling people dude is all about, but i do no that I can't think of one street that I've ever seen in New York that starts with SAL, so you better make up a better story about not stealing that name. Now that I've gotten that stupid unemployed Mellisam corrected, I need to tell you that the conjunction for they are is spelled "they're" not "there". I'm not going to hold it against you sense you were raised in New York probably by crack whores that you hang out with at that scores that I have heard howard sturn talk about. You think your so smart that I don't no what that is. I think that if I headed over to new York to visit time sqaure, I probably would see Mikey Mouse instead of some crack whore hookers that you think I would see. I don't think you no anything about New York because you are a fraud which has been proven right here right now. I dont know what all this talk about by: acrnefan (2273 of 2312) crabs and muscles and clap is all about. This is a stock chat board. Aparrently, all you current and former first Union hillbillies cant read good enough to know where your posting these messages. I have a good mind to call that Mr. Crunchfeel first thing on Monday mornig to tell him how much time his employees are waisting on this bored. It seems that if all of you would quit speding all your time trying to find out how to insult my ethnicity here, you could get back to work and make some money for this compny. It is good to see that that angry girl Melissam has quit posting here. I don't know what worst about her. Her bad grammar or her bad atittude. Listen, Fellow Yanks by: acrnefan (2285 of 2311) We don't have a lot of time to be arguing with these undereducated, underpaid, liveing in the 1860s southern hillbillies. Last year, when I went to Myrtle beach to play golf, I found out that those rednecks still fly the confedurate battel flag from there state capital. I think that we bom foren countries for less. You see the thing that they don't reelize is just because there dumb and happy it dosent mean there doing good. Now up here in the north a hard working man like me can become self made and indepentedly wealthy. Its funny to lissen to how important they think they are. Just think what's going to happen to those stupid people when me and some of my union boys get down there and get those rednecks organzed. Those lilly white southern sissy boys will be crappin in their pants the first time we drill a non-union guy if you know what I mean. I'll give them this much, there wethers nice, but it sure is fun making a lot of money off them while they think there doing so good. Thank You Mike Burrell of Smegma Georgia by: acrnefan (2292 of 2308) for providing evidense of my argument about how stupid southerners are. What I would suggest you do is invest you money in the Bank of Acrnefan. Its right here in my left pocket. I can't understand why when someone makes a stupid move like you did they have to post a big story bout it on the innternet. I think you would do better to put a bummer sticker on yor old beat up truck that says I'm dumber than dogsh*t. Now do yourself a favor and take down that web page before anybody else sees it and you look more foolish |
If the Internet had a food chain, Usenet would be eating Dejanews, Dejanews would be eating AOL, AOL would be eating WebTV, WebTV would be eating fansites' web message boards, and at the bottom would be these portal discussion forums. And frantically digging into the muck to avoid becoming a meal for his peers would be Acrnefan.
