I stumbled across this exhibit on December 1, 1998 at IMDB, in their User Comments section, and enshrined it that very same day. It's a review the Super Mario Brothers movie. Now, I like the movie, and proud Kentucky native Shawn Hopkins didn't. But that's not why he's in the Shrine. He goes in for this frankly astonishing bit of movie criticism. You'll see what I mean. Summary: Eeew Gross Any movie that focuses as much on fungus, mushrooms and genetically altered lizard men as much as this one does has problems. Real unwholesome both morally and visually. The design of the characters and their motivations is a nightmare. It's like that movie "The Pickle" , a movie about making a movie where a giant pickle crashes among "trendy people" come to life. The whole thing is joyless and ethically bankrupt. I mean, who laughs when a person gets turned into an animal. That is not funny. It's also one of those dark movies. It's like they could not afford many lights and they shot all their locations on overcast days. The only real reason to see it is Samantha Mathis. Boy do I like her. Watch "Broken Arrow" too. Pluses: Nothing like the video game, Princess Daisy, Bob Hoskins mastery of all accents known to man Minuses: Two expressions for Goomba heads:open mouth and closed mouth, nasty villains, nasty sets, this movie is for the most part kind of like something dried and sticky and hard you find underneath your movie seat. It could just be gum but then again it could be- Eeewwww. p.s. if you think I have a problem with fungus you should hear what I have to say against Carnosaur. Dinosaurs that come from chickens. That's just wrong. "Who laughs when a person gets turned into an animal." Who indeed, Shawn... who, indeed.