Exhibit Eight was dropped on our doorstep, wrapped in swaddling clothes, on July 30, 1998. Once we were done dealing with the psychotic guinea pig story, we opened up the blankets to find, lo and behold, our first creationist. We spent a little time trying to figure out where he came from, but then we figured it was just God's provenance, stopped asking questions, and threw him on the slab. I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Or just put 'em in creationist science teacher Steve Tate's hands, and let him fill their little, impressionable heads with stuff like this: Hehe...I LOVE this...I am a public school science teacher and I so love to see people bring up the billions of years crap to argue against religion (lets forget that the time described in the bible is God's time and beyond our understanding)...lets just do math... Make is simple!You have 2 things in a box - how many possible ways are there to take them out...in how many different orders?2 right? ab or ba Now put in 3...how many orders? 6! abc, acb, bac, bca, cab, cba Go for 4...24 - you figure that out...regardless what I am talking about is pure random chance through a process called factorials!You hopefully all know these... Ok - is 18 billion years ENOUGH time?NO WAY and factorials prove it conclusively and simply...I will charge you no evolutionary time for any big bang or planet formation or chemical separation or even life formation...hows that!I will give you everything in the whole world except the human skeleton - just 200 bones...and please evolve them for me randomly! 200! (200 factorial) is a number with 375 zeros in it...If I allow you to reorganize the bones every second for 18 billion years you will have only tried 315576000000000000ish combinations - nowhere near a 375 digit whole number - your chances of evolving JUST the human skeleton in only 18 billion years is incom,prehensible - and if you DO give the universe ENOUGH time to evolve randomly (did you notice I let you reorganize every second - does evolution porport to work that efficiently?)...anyway - as I was saying were I to allow ENOUGH time for all the things in the universe to fall into their order they are in right now (what would the factorial equation for THAT look like?) a little law called Entropy would trump you out! Yet, with God all things are possible! All things are possible, indeed. Even people like this teaching science to children.