August 13, 2001 "This is better than the Emmys. And people can say that's a load of phooey or whatever words you can use here. The people here — the teens — this is why we make the show. We don't make it for stodgy old Emmy voters. That won't keep our show alive. The fans keep our show alive." - Sarah Michelle Gellar, on her Teen Choice Awards win. Since this is NewsBreak, and not a televised teen awards show, we get to substitute "donkey shit" for Ms. Gellar's "phooey", which should have been "hooey" anyway. And the "donkey shit" moniker will stick until and unless, when/if Gellar wins an Emmy, she then says, in her acceptance speech, that while she's grateful, it's nowhere near as good as getting a Teen Choice Award.