June 21, 2001

"I'll be the older, cool boss who oversees this incredibly updated car."

- David Hasselhoff, preparing to go back to the Knight Rider well one more damn time. Here's a hint, Davy. Nobody watched Knight Rider for you. It was all about the car. Kind of like Baywatch and tits. So sit back, live off your German record royalties, and stop ruining shows about crime-fighting cars for the rest of us. OK?