"If they wrote a good X-Files script, I would look at it the way I look at any scrip, which is, I would really want it to be good."
- David Duchovny, who will get cut a small percentage of slack today because he made funny poop jokes on The Daily Show. That said, isn't the phrase "If they wrote a good X-Files script" kind of like "If they made poop that tasted like fresh strawberries"? As for the second half, well, let's just remember this is coming from the star of "Evolution", and leave it at that.
