MOVIE MAKING GANG BryanL> Subway. The way a gang movie should be.
Swish> For gangters they sure have quite a vocabulary
Balthayzr> Every one of these guys was tossed out of Fame school.....
ServoT> wait it's the BAD video
dungarees> Jacob's Funkadelic Ladder
bowleg> Apparently, the movie was funded by the NYC Transit authority.
Ironf> Maybe we will be able to look a little gayer.
BryanL> We've had, what, 10 lines of dialogue, and half of them are repeated?
valeyard7> This is why I take the bus
dungarees> This is where Will Smith ran down the first alien!
BryanL> I'm glad they decided to focus on the gang with bare chests.
dungarees> Gangstock...there's Joan Baez!
shred> Meanwhile, crowds gather as Madonna holds an open call for the father of her next child.
BryanL> Hey, it's Taylor Negron!
Q> two hundred! two hundred bad out-of-work actors! bwa- HAHAHAHA *lightning flashes*
shred> the purple guys aren't a gang. c'mon, they're like a doo-wop group or something.
BryanL> They're going to follow Taylor Negron and his Amazing Beaded Seat Cushion Raincoat?
Balthayzr> No permit, no port-a-potties. Only grief can come of this.
Ironf> Were those two members of P.A.G.O.N. in the background?
Balthayzr> Meanwhile, Vince McMahon and eric Bischoff are going thru the crowd, recruiting....
dungarees> It's Juan Epstein!
BillBear> He's Sho-Nuf, the Shogun of Harlem!
ServoT> so anyway, frogurt then?
Balthayzr> I see a lot of Post-Apocalyptic movies in this casts' future.....
Elroy-Lx> the plot: leave the bronx....
cthulhu> I want you to know, that I would follow you wonderful Son-of-a-Bitches in a rumble any time, any where.
Ironf> Be on the lookout for Carmen Sandiago.
BryanL> So, does that mean they have nowhere to run to, and nowhere to hide?
Balthayzr> So, the city is entirely populated by goofy gangs.
bowleg> Get japped? wha?
ACTION: bowleg gets japped
cthulhu> Oh I get it, they're the Village People.
BryanL> Man, Schumacher ripped this off for Batman and Robin.
ServoT> this was when all gangs carried action figure accesories like 2x4's and real rooted hair
Balthayzr> Daughter of the producer, everyone.
Baalzamon> why would they *want* to run NY city?
shred> Guiliani has a lot in common with a gang leader, actually.
shred> Finally! A sensibly dressed gang!
Balthayzr> The MaSteR DoesN't lIke BeiNg DiSsed!
bowleg> Richard Belzer and Tim Burton's love child
Q> she has the breasts of an overweight middle aged man
Jamie> so ratty t-shirts is the other gang's colors?
Jamie> I heard this War of Infinite Interracial Gangs storyline had permanenet effects on the DC Universe.
BryanL> They're going to need some Ultrashine 2000 for that car.
Balthayzr> Just smash a crate or garbage can. Always a good place to find guns in video games.....
Bice> Sunglass guy died during filming, so the just propped him up and worked his jaw for his lines.
Balthayzr> He's reading his lines off the phone booth wall!
THX-1138> When do they meet Al Roker on the subway?
BillBear> So why all the ultraviolet antibacterial lighting...ohhhh, right, New York
Ironf> What we need is superfuzz.
bowleg> John Carpenter, you've done it again.
SirDude> Do all gangs in NYC prance?
Balthayzr> Welcome to the Urban renisainnce faire! Huzzah!!
BillBear> The gang completely armed themselves just from one trip to Bat Day
Bice> So, the unarmed gang easily defeats the gang with baseball bats. Yeah, I buy that.
Jamie> The Warrior that fell on the tracks got special powers. He's now the Subway Warrior.
shred> 2am, Central Park....lone woman sitting on a bench.
Q> okay. a lone female in central park at night is passed by a gang wielding bseball bats and is NOT raped and mugged. i believe it. i also believe donkeys can fly and pro wrestling is real
BillBear> Look, I gotta take over a role for Christopher Lambert!
SirDude> No cops had guns on NYC back in 77?
THX-1138> I want the one with buises on her legs.
BillBear> Maybe they're a gang of vampires. That would perk the movie up a little
Bice> I bet the smell of dope is just overwhelming in that room.
Ironf> Poor young Chico, he has yet to become a man.
Balthayzr> No one will be seated during the exciting train sequence!
THX-1138> And the money train runs them over.
SirDude> Out of all the gangs, the girls are the only ones who even scratch'em.
Ironf> Roller Derby is gonna break out
BillBear> Use the urinal! Gain 10 health points!
Jamie> Why doesn't that one Warrior get off his bony ass and help his homeys?
Bice> So, was that dropped flower supposed to be a plot point?
Balthayzr> Who's playing with Ben-Wa balls?
Jamie> New York: The City That Never Sleeps, Except When Puss Gangs Get in a Shoving Match.
cthulhu> I learned that gangs are really a bunch of wussies.
Djenk1> I learned I am sooo lucky to have worked late tonight ;)
BillBear> I learned that you don't have to own a car to be a dangerous gang
dungarees> I learned that Jon Bon Jovi acts out and probably needs ritalin
bowjapped> I learned that warriors tend to come out and play when called by a total wuss.
cthulhu> I learned that gang members have no sense of direction.
shred> I learned "why can't we all just get along."
Bice> I learned that movies I didn't like 15 years ago when I saw them on Prism, I'm probably still not going to like 15 years later.
Qpid> i learned that l-trains are lacking in dramatic potential
Elroy-L> I learned that in the 70s , ANYONE could be in the movies
Balthayzr> I learned that a good motif does not a good gang make.
cthulhu> I learned that Major League players had to resort to gang warfare during the baseball strike.
