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mgrasso> well, i watch the strippers for their pert acting ability.
Ironf> It seems to have started while I was getting my lotion, I mean my stuff together for the game
Ironf> I love it when you can tell the edits cause the music jumps
Ironf> The Beav is watching some beav
THX-1138> 'Mmmm, tell me girls. Do you use Garlique, as in unique?"
mgrasso> i think annie lennox *meant* her music to be stripped to.
Ironf> I really hate how he steals all of Tiny Lister's prime roles
THX-1138> He's gonna find Dirk Diggler.
mgrasso> cats, off-off-off-broadway
Ironf> Have you seen this girl?
BryanL> Ten seconds of this movie and I already need to scour myself clean.
mgrasso> well, the truth about florida white trash hurts.
BryanL> Now, we're only ten minutes in, right?
BryanL> So she's already a stripper? She starts the movie as a stripper?
Ironf> there are maybe a full 3 or 4 in the start that she isn't I think
THX-1138> Actually, she was fired from the FBI where she was a secretary, then she bacame a stripper.
BryanL> So not only did she become a stripper in the first ten minutes of the movie, she became famous enough that Homer Simpson knew about her. Got it.
mgrasso> is annie lennox the official inspiration for strippers everywhere?
Ironf> you know, it might be a bit more aluring if she didn't gyrate like she was having electroshock treatments
BryanL> Annie Lennox and Demi Moore's buttcrack. There's an odd juxtaposition.
Ironf> Damn you, give Tiny Lister back his career!!!
THX-1138> He's just gonna rob the houses of couples with people living under the stairs.
BryanL> Boy, this really is a vile little chunk of a movie, isn't it.
THX-1138> Is that Brian Henry?
Ironf> Stuart Pankin everyone
mgrasso> oh, a jewish shyster! wow!
BryanL> Wackiness ensuing in five... four...
Ironf> Not Necessarily the Dub
BryanL> This is the weirdest episode of Matlock I've ever seen.
Ironf> Armond does good overacting
Plumm> Meanwhile at Broken Families Nude Beach...
THX-1138> "Mommy, does snatch mean kidnap?"
Ironf> among other things
mgrasso> hey, the village people LOVE implants!
THX-1138> Steven Spielberg prefers people who go to his house with a rape kit.
BEMaven> he needs a back brace to mix drinks?
THX-1138> Did Armando there take speech lessons from Stallone?
Ironf> Armond could very well have easily been Udo Kier's son
BryanL> There was tap water in his lungs, and it was filtered! Arrest Brita!
Ironf> One shouldn't say whack-job in a movie like this
mgrasso> migrant workers? they love blondie.
BryanL> So. Burt Reynolds looking for his salvation in Demi Moore. Is there anything NOT wrong with this movie?
BryanL> Strippers should never offer cops nooks and crannies, ifyaknowwhatImean.
Bice> The best use of high heels for stelth since "Angel's Revenge"
my-crow-soft> damn.. i still can't see er chest.
Ironf> Burt does one of the worse Southern accents that I have ever heard
BryanL> Now THERE'S a job. Congressional panty snatcher.
mgrasso> judge reinhold *is* bob denver *in* silence of the lambs 2
BryanL> When the fuck did this movie decide it needed Jimmy Olson?
mgrasso> so, burt reynolds is a lonely teenager on ratmm, then
THX-1138> I hear lint is as valuable as gold on Melmac.
BryanL> You know, I'm dreading the moment this movie might have in which Reynolds chastises his aide for bringing him a pair of clean panties.
Bice> Isn't the guy who wrote the book this is based on known for writing comedies? Why are they trying to play this as a drama?
mgrasso> i think panties, hateful jewish stereotypes, and strippers have a lot of dramatic potential, bice
Plumm> This isn't bad as movies go these days.
BryanL> This is pretty damn bad as movies go these days.
BryanL> It's at least as bad as "Godzilla".
Bice> What sense of the word "nail" was he using?
my-crow-soft> i'am hoping nail as in hot heart gripping porn action... and all shown right here..
mgrasso> so. annie lennox then.
BryanL> This is the most unpleasant thing Annie Lennox has been involved in since, well, Dave Stewart.
Ironf> Maybe they got a 'package' deal Grasso
mgrasso> like this movie or not, you must admit demi moore is an impressive testament to human ingenuity and engineering
BEMaven> it's sad that everyone who watches strippers is portrayed as overweight, freaky, losers.
BryanL> David Lynch watched this scene, and said, and I quote, "This is one fucked up movie".
BryanL> What's with the monkey?
Plumm> TOUCH IT!
THX-1138> The monkey's wearing pants.
Ironf> I bet Tiny Lister would have never given any of his awards away.
BryanL> Just like a redneck to bring a knife to a stripper fight.
Ironf> You shake a good grove thang
Ironf> Heh just like at the club, demi gets sprayed with liquids
Bice> I've heard that a lot of cops like to get wrapped up in the lives of the strippers they help.
Plumm> I've heard that a lot of cops like to get wrapped up in the strippers they help.
Bice> I think this movie could use a laugh track.
BEMaven> this movie could use a halftrack.
Plumm> I think my arm could use some heroin tracks after seeing this thing.
Ironf> Burt Bacaract he isn't
mgrasso> so, why the filmic choice of abandoning annie lennox and moving to prince? anyone?
Bice> Moving from Lennox to Prince simply represents moving alphabetically through the director's CD collection.
BEMaven> elmore leonard provided the comedy.
Ironf> good thing it wasn't a trouser snake
Ironf> Umm honey, casting call for "Wierd Science" was a long time ago
Ironf> Ahh now she's a little whore. Great
Plumm> Jon Benet Scout.
Ironf> Tiny Lister emotes much better
Bice> Oh boy, more Lennox
mgrasso> and we're back to annie lennox. or is this marilyn manson?
Bice> I'm embarrased for this movie - it's rare that something intended as comedy can be so completely, painfully, unfunny.
mgrasso> i think tiny coul do that flying body slam better,too
Bice> Shouldn't Benny Hill be in this somewhere?
mgrasso> so many loose ends tied up. i almost feel like i was watching television.
BEMaven> this movie sorely needed the light comedic touch of paul veerhoven.
BEMaven> i need to throw out my 24 jars of vasoline and then get to bed. gnight all.
THX-1138> Vasoooooline
BEMaven> i keep them next to the soooooodium.
Plumm> vaeline is the correct spelling
Ironf> deeeelicous
