WHO
TO BLAME
HERE KITTY KITTY
mgrasso> grandma's drunk again
THX-1138> No kitty! This is my pot pie!
cthulhu> Let me see, I'm got fancy gin, tender whisky...
Q> am i the only one who sense the old lady's about to become fancy feast?
mgrasso> seems like a nice town. let's see: "human population 633, cat population 1,000,003?" huh?
Bice> The evil cat will be represented tonight by a low casio keyboard chord.
bowleg> And it's built over an indian burial ground to boot!
cthulhu> I don't like your area either.
SirDude> did he just eat that dog biscuit?
cthulhu> You know, if you look at these two through special sunglasses, they look like skull-headed aliens.
Ironf> I'm Yuppie Jack.
mgrasso> i wonder how they'll explain the phone guy's body, ravaged by cats, found in their basement...
Djenk1> Now if I were a bottle of whiskey, where would I hide?
mgrasso> jeez, emasculate him a little *more* why dontcha!
Djenk1> Toonces! NOOOO!
Q> affection through material wealth from a yuppie. who'd'a thunk it?
Djenk1> All I did was try to stick my tounge down you husbands throat, whats your problem?
ACTION: Q would rather see killer cats than yuppies rutting
Djenk1> Hell with private property laws...where's that window
Ironf> Cat on my head, cat on my head
andre> Every woman secretly dreams of making time with nerdly/wormy bearded guy.
Ironf> Urine, it's what's for breakfast.
Bice> 30-something guy in his underwear. I couldn't gone my whole life without seeing that.
Ironf> For you viewing enjoyment, we have converted the enitre movie into letterboxed cat-cam. Thank you.
andre> Cats and industry, working hand in hand to bring YOU a better tommorow!
ACTION: Balthayzr gives kitties Pep talk.Balthayzr> "I want you to get in there and Kill!"
Q> you know, i always prefer my vets to be salty and extremely gruff when my animals are sick
Ironf> My cat is currently chasing something that is only seen on the astral plane.
Balthayzr> The cats have Jamming Technology?
Elroy-L> i guess these cats could be thwarted by a ball of yarn...
THX-1138> Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
andre> the cats are coming from inside the house!
Q> jeez, the cat needs a tuneup. no no, you're flooding it! try pumping the gas pedal!
cthulhu> Honey have you by having acid flashbacks again?
Balthayzr> Meanwhile, the cat's are downstairs ordering Pay-Per-View movies.
Djenk1> they'll take my phone away when they pry it out of my cold dead hands
Balthayzr> Give us the Catnip! We need a fix, man!!!!
PDeveau> Editing done by Timmy!
Ironf> Now if Peter jackson had directed this, she would take out all the cats with a lawnmower and we would have a happy ending.
Elroy-L> a cat weighing 2 pounds is attacking me!
andre> cats aren't exactly well-armored creatures.
Djenk1> you could almost see her knuckles turning white from holding that stuffed cat so tightly...
SirDude> Because the girl sprayed the cat with the water gun and inflicted unrevesible phycological damage.
andre> you know, a baseball bat could take care of this problem real-easy like.
Ironf> I call bullshit alert
Bice> She crawled out the pet door. Oh, the irony.
Djenk1> Try to remember basic electricity here, Mr Busman
Ironf> Oddly enough, Cat-cam was an actual camera strapped to a cat. Here we though it was some kinda special equipment and all.
THX-1138> That Ike to you.
Bice> I was just about to say the same thing, andre.
andre> I learned that noodly bearded guys can stand up to a bunch of house cats.
Djenk1> I learned that veternarians can be such uppity snits...
Elroy-L> i learned that cats can jam phone signals....
Djenk1> I learned that a bathtub toy CAN outact Timothy Busfield
Ironf> I learned a faulty microwave is a wet persons friend.
Q> i learned that at one point in their careers, timothy busfield and kathleen quinlan were waaaaay desperate for work
PDeveau> I learned that TNT can dig up crappier movies than Sci-Fi.
