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KevinL> Do you believe in magic?BryanL> THere is a barrier that separates the crap from the noncrap.
nicklby> Stan Lee's Speed Reading Course
mgrasso> starring the flaming turd
mgrasso> and the monster manual
nicklby> who did this soundtrack, Dale Ernhardt?
BryanL> Meanwhile, at Wicks and Sticks.
mgrasso> wow, it's the dr. seuss homeworld
Bice> Hey, it's a Roger Dean album cover.
shred> Stan Lee, Druid.
BryanL> Why is she wearing a codpiece?
nicklby> that's a cheesy chastity belt
mgrasso> she wants to be helen mirren SO badly
BryanL> Ah, yes. Here's what I love about Marvel made for TV. The 70 minutes of dull as dirt origin story.
Merlynn> You know,when I saw the listing for "Dr. Strange" I was hoping it would was "Dr.Strangelove".
BryanL> Sorry, Merl. The only bomb here is the one we're watching.
shred> Jeez, the Masons have fallen on hard times.
BryanL> He gets his trim at the Zoroastrian Jo-Ann Fabrics.
Ironf> Just three more cards and I will have an entire set of the Magic: The Gathering first edition.
nicklby> is it his bathrobe or his acting that's putting me to sleep?
nicklby> Hey, your pentagrams is screwed up
BryanL> He is the master of the art of crooked tic-tac-toe.KevinL> That symbol is going to be used for every dissolve in this movie, isn't it?
BryanL> I bet the filmmakers thought that symbol would be the next big fad.
mgrasso> sophia loren conquers hell's kitchen
Crowbie> What the hell is with this music?
KevinL> Such active music for such a nothing-at-all-happening scene.
mgrasso> m m m m m michael myers
THX-1138> How Carpenter-ish.
nicklby> lesbian overtones anyone?
mgrasso> the hunger. starring catherine denueve. susan sarandon. and the cruel elegance of david bowie
BryanL> When an evil sorceress you've never met before, suddenly gives you the evil eye, that's Impulse.
mgrasso> wilford brimley confronts joan collins in a heinous display of thaumaturgy
BryanL> Sorcerer Slumpey.
shred2> This movie keeps turning off TVs. Subliminal message or good idea...you make the call!
BryanL> The movie that boldly dares to show our heroes falling asleep, in their clothes, in two separate buildings!
* Bice 's wife sez: "The slow-motion 'I'm not wearing a bra' scene"
BryanL> Yeah. New York cabbies take freaked out skinny chicks to hospitals.
nicklby> Paging Randolph Mantooth
BryanL> "Patient refuses to act."
Coconut> I need a CBC, Chem 7 a tox screen and get Benton down here!!!
BryanL> Ah, the humane psychiactric wards of the 70's.
nicklby> a 70s woman who's afraid of drugs?
nicklby> This IS science fiction
Crowbie> And the music...returns..Bice> I was *wondering* when the music would come back.
mgrasso> m m m m m m michael m myers... oh shit, just skip it
andre> ladies and gentlemen, the magick of Phillip Glass.
andre> Is this a fugitive from a Brady reunion?
BryanL> That, Andre, is Dr. Stephen Strange, soon to be Sorceror Supreme, and I'll thank you to refrain from commenting on his resemblance to Greg Brady.
mgrasso> "silly bitch thinks he can do the jedi mind trick"
Ironf> Dr. Strange with a fro is just wrong. plain and simple.
shred2> He's this dimension's greatest sorcerer, and yet he can't mystically make a polaroid or even a color sketch of her...
BryanL> Also notice the complete and utter Anglicizing of the magic. Merlin and Morgan my ass.
andre> I'm just waiting for the graphic scenes of tantric sex magick.
nicklby> maybe this is really Waiting for Dr. Strange. They talk about him but he never shows up
mgrasso> i can't believe dr. strange goes to a psych. THEY KILL SOULS!
andre> So when do we get to all the magic? Is it all just boring talky scenes with big freakin' moustaches?
BryanL> Folks, remember. This is a Marvel made for TV origin story. Which means no superheroes at LEAST until the 90 minute mark.
mgrasso> music by stan lee. costumes by stan lee. foley by stan lee.
mgrasso> ok, we're halfway through the movie, and dr. strange has not shot any fireballs, banished any demons, or even put on his gay summoning clothes...
andre> he did walk around a lot.
andre> and talk.
andre> and flaunt his moustache.
shred2> By the Eye of Aggamoto, this movie makes me sleepy.mgrasso> van gogh's acid freakout on the wall there
BryanL> What manner of man are you who can summon a plot without flint or tinder?
mgrasso> magick happens. life's a witch and then you fly.
mgrasso> goddess bless.
shred> A cram course in the Mystic Arts.
mgrasso> i love the way british dudes say evil. E-VILLE.
Ironf> Acid kicked in
nicklby> isn;t this the same Tunnel Buck Rogers fell through?
BryanL> I just came back from the Astral Plane, and all I got was this lousy hospital gown!
BryanL> He looks like he's bowed his head to quite a few men in his time, ifyaknowwhatimean.
andre> oh, they're going to play "Master and Korean Houseboy" again
KevinL> Kitty at his foot, and he wants to touch it.
mgrasso> everybody was sorcery fighting!
mgrasso> and it was a little bit frightening... ah maybe not
shred> We've got negative-scratch fu!
BryanL> And now, more of the haunting Theme from Dr. STrange.
nicklby> play it backwards and at 45 and you have Torgo's theme
BryanL> Sorcery apparently lifts and separates.
BryanL> Mummenschantz. After hours.
BryanL> She can't brush away the stench of his kiss.
Ironf> Don't start without me baby.
THX-1138> Dr. Strange loves his astral sex.
BryanL> Oh, man, he's gonna scrape his nose on that codpiece of hers.mgrasso> wider lapels... flamier outfits... all these i can give you
mgrasso> whoa! all of a sudden it's pier paolo pasolini's arabian nights
nicklby> oh, no she's getting nekkid. ewwww
shred> Nothing like a woman who hasn't gotten any in 500 years.
andre> one ring to rule them all, and in the 70s moustache bind them.
THX-1138> So 1hr 45min till he used any type of power. How nice.
BryanL> Kali? Ishtar? Morgan Le Fay? Make up your damn mind.
andre> He wakes with the worst hangover of the astral plane.
Ironf> I never thought it would happen to me, but one day while the master waas away.....
BryanL> And we have crappy costume!
shred> more than a movie...but less than a series.
mgrasso> the happy, joyous death music tinkling away
andre> it's so cute how they're trying to set up a series.
mgrasso> *sigh* scientology
THX-1138> It helps you overcome the reactive mind
andre> maybe we should try that free personality test.
andre> END!
mgrasso> it's a clear war between evil psychs and virtuous scientologists
BryanL> The scene so nice, they filmed it twice.
BryanL> Mork called. He wants his suspenders back.
nicklby> so this movie is building up to an anti-climax?
shred> This is NOT Washington Square Park. This is Los Angeles.
andre> ooo, nice freeze frame.THX-1138> He's Strange!
BryanL> Watch every week as Dr. Strange f***s with street magicians!
nicklby> OK, lessons learned?
mgrasso> i learned that thaumaturgy and hot tantric sex are the ways to defeating scientology
lalala> Lessons learned: NEVER WATCH MOVIES BASED ON COMICS.
Ironf> I learned that there isn't a single actual superhero named David in the Marvel universe.
shred> I learned that for a woman, there's no greater torture than the threat of being old.
andre> I learned that you don't need to comment on the Greg Brady/David Strange connection
lalala> i learned that...this movie..gives me a headache.
nicklby> I learned you don't have to be John Carpenter to have his music in your movie
mgrasso> i learned that you didn't have to be attractive to be the lead in a 70s TV movie
KevinL> I learned about transmutation: don't it make your black tights blue.
BryanL> I learned that no matter how many times I watch it, this movie never gets any better. Why are you all staring at me like that?
THX-1138> I learned that the Dr. Strange wasn't strange at all
