VOS AUTEURS
mgrasso> what a foreigny moviemgrasso> i can smell the garlic and cigarettes
bowleg> Chuck E Cheese from the FUUUUUTURE!
jess> Dreadlock Man In The Valley Of Video Game Geeks!
dungarees> One is moved to ask: Why a disco ball in a place geared toward people born in the 80s?
bowleg> I'm... just... looking for a "Mr Do!" machine...
mgrasso> everyone! evacuate calmly! your tokens will be refunded!
bowleg> carnage at the RealDoll factory.
bowleg> someone should have told Tim Burton that dreadlocks just weren't for him.
BillDoor> Well, from the opening few minutes, I'd say this man's problem is a bad case of Pac Man Fever.
jess> It's the Betty Ford Clinic for Scanners.
bowleg> here in CITY, WEATHER is GOOD.
bowleg> if you're traveling along ROAD you might want to watch for traffic.
dungarees> Why does the vet school have a big golf tee on the sign?
bowleg> Uh, at least I don't have leprosy. What's your point?
dungarees> You're right. I should sacrifice a virgin to Baal for the boon that I don't have canine encephalitis
mgrasso> human league is playing the plaza near the escalator?
dungarees> If Gerard Depardieu doesn't tell that guy that there's not kleenex enough in the world for the both of 'em, he oughta
jess> Scanners, by Sam Peckinpah.
KevinL> I don't want any investigations of that guy's unit.
mgrasso> "you can adopt a scanner for just 15 cents a day"
KevinL> Feck, Grooner, and Drack. Sound like Disney Scanner Sidekicks.
mgrasso> if they won't show people getting shot, you know we're not getting brains exploding
BillDoor> Okay, so far this looks more like Carrie II than Scanners II to me.
dungarees> You're ok, except for that you have the coloring of an oompa loompah
mgrasso> scanners II: because we like making light of thalidomide babies
Jamie> So, the whole damn movie is a bunch David Kessler-type propoganda. Fun.
bowleg> Dunk the drug!
mgrasso> he looks like the love child of prince charles and steve buscemi
Ironf> Why is it everytime someone scans, beastmaster comes out and starts calling his hawk?
mgrasso> dave grohl in a role that will blow your mind.. heh heh
Jamie> I get cancer and psychic ability at high altitudes.
BillDoor> Watch Uncommon Valor: SEE Bouncing Betty blow your balls off!
BillDoor> This movie cries out for the appearance of Michael Ironside.
lando5> EVERY movie cries out for the appearance of Michael Ironside, BD...
mgrasso> i guess david is the scann*er* and forrester is the scann*ee* in this relationship
dungarees> Isn't it a little early for the thrilling chase scene? We regrettably have an hour to go.
BryanL> Her dog is ringing.
mgrasso> it's the free dog-phone you get with a year's subscription to pet fancier magazine!
dungarees> But David, I'm wet and soapy! Scan me!
bowleg> Hi, fake movie mom.
mgrasso> mom and dad are *dead*
mgrasso> SO dead
dungarees> What IS it with this movie and sax solos? I miss the all windchimes score
Jamie> unapproved drugs = race of evil super mutants. A message from your FDA.
dungarees> David, we found you on the side of a shoe box with a dippy hair cut and a puppy
lando5> and remember, son...with great power, comes great responsibility...oh, wait...you're not Peter Parker, are you?
dungarees> David...put down the Juggs and come out with your hands up
BryanL> I love my big fake dead dad!
dungarees> His mother is actually Liberace! That's gotta scar a guy.
BryanL> Meanwhile, them Scanner Duke boys were gettin' into trouble again.
mgrasso> scanners II: where the backstory bludgeons you over the head and leaves you bleeding in a ditch
Ironf> You will see no 'splodin' heads on SCF.
dungarees> They must have used up their naughtiness allotment on Lair of the White Worm
andre> Hey, I bought your CD, Grohl. Doesn't that count for something?
mgrasso> vampire: the masquerade...
BryanL> And soup is good food!
mgrasso> be sure to check out scanners III: scanners vs. soup
BryanL> He's hulking out!
andre> Wow, can it be possible? Can the movie get even stupider?
dungarees> So...they're Fremen now?
BryanL> Murray! The Snackwells need painting!
monkeyfingers> you know I think I saw this movie before I think it was andy griffith in the study with his cassette tape
BillDoor> Sci Fi Censors: We'll let you have one exploding head, but that's IT!
BillDoor> They screwed up the combo. It's forward forward, low kick, high punch.
Ironf> They're two scanners on a mission from god
mgrasso> "it's a stunt, sir. another 20 guineas."
dungarees> Ah...Mr. Jesus. You have a nasty habit of surviving
mgrasso> mental combat has never been so.BORING!
BryanL> So, the final showdown is three guys standing around and twitching.
dungarees> This may be unkind, but Walter looks a lot like the monkey from Speed Racer
BryanL> Burn, baby burn. Disc Scan inferno.
BryanL> Stick a fork in the scanner and turn him over. He's done.
mgrasso> no, you leave the pot roast in for *3* hours, not 4!
BryanL> This movie is the biggest head exploding tease ever.
mgrasso> who's flagellating the cats on the soundtrack?
andre> Brian Eno, grasso.
dungarees> That's disgusting, mgrasso...that makes the saints cry
mgrasso> we mean you no harm, but we just microwaved this guy's head. thank you! we'll be here all week!
BryanL> We're just here to help those of you with unexploded heads reach the fulfillment you desire.
andre> Ok, then.
andre> END!
andre> EEEENDDDD!
lando5> and Luke and Leia and Laura live happily ever after...
andre> ok, we didn't learn anything, so let's no even bother.
BillDoor> I learned that Flea has a better agent.
Ironf> I learned that Dirty Dingus was still worse than this.
dungarees> I learned that scanning doesn't kill nearly fast enough
BryanL> Dirty Dingus was about 3x worse than this.
BillDoor> I learned that the store was out of milk.
andre> I learned that you shouldn't scan while operating a motor vehicle.
BillDoor> Men Without Hats was in this and I MISSED IT!
lando5> I learned that when you're in the mood for a 'splodin' head, you apparently have to do it yourself...
