THE DULLHACKERS 
Balthayzr> "Free skate, now. Free skate."THX-1138> This is basically running man on a closed circular track, right?
Balthayzr> It must be the future. Notice the font on the jerseys.
Ironf> Hell I'd watch this. This is kinda cool.
Balthayzr> Moonpie, there's a name to put the fear of God in you opponant.
Balthayzr> Why do we still have Italian jewelery and open-necked leisure suits in the future?
Ironf> The young Caan looks a bit like Tom "It's Not Unusual" Jones
THX-1138> Please help OCP build a better Delta city.
Ironf> and thusly, Dirk was thrown out of the porn biz.
THX-1138> Rollerball '98! Coming to the Goodwill Games only on TNT
Ironf> Her bionics must really suck.
THX-1138> I think my parents had one of those orange vinyl chiars.
GersonK> Ken Burn's Rollerball - Part 4 - "We remember the NFL"
Balthayzr> Wife-Beater t-shirts of the FUTURE!!
GersonK> I played the silver ball, ever since I was a young Caan
THX-1138> It's too bad the sequel RollerCurling never got made.
THX-1138> He's the Superbeast?GersonK> The new guy has to shave CAAN
THX-1138> Is he gonna run into Alex and his droogs?
Balthayzr> Blonds-R-Us. You climax in 20 minutes or it's free.
Balthayzr> Sorry, the new rules says the winners don't get to wear the loser's testicles for earrings any more!
cthulhu> Rollerball is PEOPLE... opps, wrong 70s sci-fi movie.
Balthayzr> So, the Evil Corporation screws over everyone it wants, and everyone goes along with it because Caan plays Peruvian Basketball?
THX-1138> Is the disembodied voice Arnold Schwarzenegger's or Tom Arnolds?
cthulhu> Uh Oh, Reggie White's going to address the team!
GersonK> Sorry, came in late, did we compare the likelihood of a pompous brit owning ateam in Houston to that of a meglomanical aussie owning the Dodgers?
Ironf> Always good to set your Society Parties to porn music.
cthulhu> Rickey Schroeder's Grandpa is pawing all the women.
andreleg> Conrad Baine in a role that will enchant you.THX-1138> It's good to know tuxes in the future haven't changed.
cthulhu> Remington .22s of THE FUTURE!!!!!
andreleg> Stupid stinking trees! I HATE EM!
cthulhu> Commute to work and home in your own private helicopter, miracle acrylic bubble makes it possible.
Ironf> The Japanese just love a good pimp hat.
andreleg> the Nintendo corporate Rollerball Team. Swing your arms,from side to side...
Balthayzr> Watch, the Japanese team is gonna come out in giant Mechs....
THX-1138> And the japanese woman asks for the rollerball players to help defend her village.
GersonK> So, the object of the game is to block the zero-g toilet?
Jamie> "Blocking the Zero-G Toilet" is actually the third trilogy of the Analconda cycle.
Balthayzr> I thought "Blocking the Zero_g Toilet" Was a position from the Kuma Satra?
GersonK> I thought it was from the 2001 blooper reel
Balthayzr> Get your Rollerball collectors cups, now at Jack in the Box!
GersonK> I saw james caan selling one of his game worn jerseys on QVC last night
conradbaine> ah, the first death.
GersonK> Caan stuffs the ball in. then grimaces madly and sweats. I hate this movie. (a haiku)Balthayzr> This is the ward where we keep the people who fell into a coma watching this movie.
THX-1138> We can rebuild him. We can make him faster. Stronger. We can make him into Mecha-Load.
GersonK> they're going to harvest his organs by pulling his heart out with their bare hands and showing it to him
THX-1138> Silly japanese, don't you know you can only use genuine american parts on genuine american actors.
Jamie> Jack Lemmon IS Hans Goering!
conradbaine> did I mention that I'm british? I am, you know. Quite dreadfully british.
Jamie> Does Caan have the unified Rollerball belt, or is it split?
conradbaine> whoever controls the Caan, controls the universe!
Balthayzr> INdustry! Sending you whores to love, and share with friends!
THX-1138> If only there had been no holds barred rollerballing in this film.
Balthayzr> Step on a plot hole, break the HGers back.
Ironf> and Bumpy calls an audible
GersonK> As a Mets fan, I object i nthe deepest terms to this deep fried crap fritter of a movie using blue and orange for the New York team
Jamie> There was no one left after... THE ROLLERBALL HOLOCAUST.
Balthayzr> So, when do we decide the fire is some sort of hazard and put it out?GersonK> Two on one, they blew the greatest two on one breakaway of all times!
GersonK> don't blame Caan. He's almost as much a victim as the audience. Or at least, tha's what Reagan siad
Ironf> Jon 3:16 says I just rollerballed your ass.
cthulhu> Mitchell!
andre> ah! a freezeframe!
Balthayzr> And we end as we begun, with Donkey Kong Jr music.
andre> I learned that Bumpy has an interesting job working in the Rollerball industry.
* GersonK weeps like a baby. a long hard, cathartic cry.
Ironf> I learned that in the future, the 70's live on forever.
THX-1138> I learned that if you call your film Rollerball, you had better deliver.
GersonK> Ilearned that corporations are,of course, evil
cthulhu> I learned that trees will be targets of random drive by shootings from socialites.
andre> I learned that you could end a movie with a freezeframe in the 70s, and no one would be the wiser.
Balthayzr> I learned that classical music does not a film make.
cthulhu> I learned that technical difficulties are manna from heaven.
Ironf> I learned that a turkish prison movie is probably better than this.
Balthayzr> I learned it's perfectly legal to kill the entire other team, as long as you score.GersonK> I learned it's fun to say Caaaaaaaan
Jamie> I learned that deathsport movies suck as much as baseball movies.
GersonK> who am i kidding, I learned even less from this film than I did getting my graduate degree
Ironf> I learned that subject to Lomar law, this is capital punishment
Balthayzr> I learned that, in the future, robot whores are a status statement.
