WHO TO BLAME bowdreg> The secret government project to breed trained attack Donkey Kongs
BryanL> Why's the chimp cycling through Zapf Dingbats on his monitor?
Balthasar> This is my pretentious Comic Books-are-art collection.
nicklby> "Does this bullhorn make my voice all weird, Jobe?"
BryanL> The Pentagon. Makin' monkeys look goofy for 40 years.THX-1138EB> Yet another dig at our religious friends over at the Vatican.
Q> boy, michael hutchense has really gone downhill since inxs, hasn't he?
Balthasar> What does making the chimp play Lazer-Tag prove, anyway?
skywolf> as a man of the lawnmower I have decided that this film is totally unaceptable in portraying the worth of a lawnmower
nicklby> this must be the Hackman part. Every movie has one part written for Gene Hackman
Q> i didn't know it was possible for pale blue to be an aggressive color, but this outfit somehow does it
BryanL> Yeah. I'm gonna wait 2 minutes for MY W95 PC to boot up just to record a scratchy RealAudio journal. Get a microcassette, Pierce!
Balthasar> "Dear Journal, Today I stupidly passed on the James Bond part to stay on this stupid Remington Steele show! What was I thinking!"
bowdreg> You really shouldn't let your son hang around with a star of Cinemax "After Dark" movies...
nicklby> great, I've glued myself to the chair again
BryanL> Hey, that's just the thing for my career! Exploiting the handicapped!
Merlynn> And I heard this line,"Tooter's a good snork."
Balthasar> And now, the long awaited Lawnmowerman-Police Academy crossover.Djenk> we're injecting his mind with pentagrams & spirographs...
bowdreg> Could we have CyberSandwiches for CyberLunch CyberToday?
BryanL> And remember, everything's better with "Cyber" or "Virtual" attached. This message brought to you by Hollywood.
Q> okay, so far brosnan's had a goofy earring and a preppie sweater over his shirt. has he left out anything to make himself an even bigger femme?
THX-1138EB> Why this book says the sun is the center of the universe. What a lie!
Balthasar> Always a good idea to drive during a siezure.
BryanL> This town is all made up of randomly irish people.
bowdreg> Once you master this, I'll let you play Minesweeper
nicklby> I was hoping they'd put all the Biggs Darklighter scenes back in
BryanL> Ah, science. Next best thing to blasphemy.
SgtPepper> You would think with all of this intelligence that he would pick some tasteful music
Cyberbrowleg> "His mind is like a clean, hungry sponge" Sure, Pierce
Q> oh no - he stopped wearing overalls! the oshkosh outlet's gonna go bankrupt!
Balthasar> So, all he had to do the whole time as say "Alter brain waves?" The cyber stuff is all for fun, then?
BryanL> Jeff Fahey's using his erotic thriller skills here, isn't he.
nicklby> so if I stared at screen savers long enough, would I get smarter?Merlynn> This is your brain on bad sci-fi, any questions?
Cyberbrowleg> So watching a 3d Studio animation makes you take your shirt off and take stands against evil priests?
Q> and of course, the mark of all incredibly intelligent people is a big ol' honkin belt buckle
nicklby> so, you get godlike powers, and the first thing you do is give yourself blisters?
Balthasar> I will now use my brainpower to prevent the audience from demanding refunds....
Q> moral of the movie: evil corporate greed makes you bald
SgtPepper> The guys at the Shop are just trying to enhance the power of Rogaine
THX-1138EB> Too bad we're not as smart as the Lawnmower Man, cause then we could watch this damn thing in 2 minutes.
Merlynn> Whenever I kill a Cacodemon from now on I'll think of that big,stupid-looking brass head.
Q> great, now he's gonna get in the machine and write The Naked Lunch in 13.2 secondsnicklby> wow, Ron Howard's brother is everywhere
faheyleg> So, anyone else hungry for more of that really current and hip VR stuff?
Balthasar> You can tell he's a god because he has better texturing and bit-dithering now.
THX-1138EB> This is really where letterbox comes in handy.
Merlynn> Twas a bad ISP that killed the beast.
"What sort of perverted behavior is THIS?!"
