INDIGENOUS FAUNA 
dungarees> Battery bottoms as you've never seen them before. Plumm> Meabwhile, in FisherPricyoto...
Ironf> All this equipment just to see what Dave Murphy is always doing
dungarees> I hope this movie doesn't have Michael Caine and a big salami painted pink
Plumm> Just file the story, Kolchak-san.
Ironf> The Japanese Jay Sherman
dungarees> I think SOMEbody has scene too much Sherlock Holmes
dungarees> I don't think we've got enough monsters. Or hooters.
Ironf> Wow Pterry was really hurtin' after Pee-Wee's playhouse
Plumm> what about the monster of hello kitty?
MrBooze> With this Pog, I will RULE THE WORLD!
BEMaven> Why don't they cast another macho American has-been...like Dan Quayle?
Ironf> That's a big gallstone
MrBooze> This is the worst version of America Sings I've ever seen.
dungarees> He's wandered on to the set of the BeeGees Sgt. Pepper movie.
dungarees> Is this a take off on the dance scene in west side story? Where's John Astin?
Plumm> Kerouac, Samurai for Hire.
dungarees> So...he passed out and they decided to make pot sticker dough
MrBooze> Perhaps I shouldn't be poking strangers with my cob.
dungarees> It's a thingy shaped turnip!
dungarees> Hello, I'm here from the Nielsen corporation to get your feelings on bootblacking. Would you say you like bootblacking VERY MUCH?
Ironf> Is that a strung out Raymond Burr drawing on the left?
dungarees> For the honor of Greyskull!
MrBooze> YES!
Ironf> Are they talking?
MrBooze> Just wait...
* MrBooze cracks up
Ironf> ahahahah
* MrBooze does the talking godzilla dance
Ironf> That is so goofyMrBooze> That's it. They never speak again.
BEMaven> Godzilla...that's Italian, right?
Ironf> That cob guy looks kinda Planet of the Apes like
MrBooze> I'm noticing that it's been 25 minutes and I haven't seen rubber monsters wrestling yet.
Ironf> But you did get to see them talk, so it's a trade off Booze.
Plumm> After Mexican villages and a few beers, Godzilla gets out the lighter for some BlueFlaming Godzilla action.
MrBooze> In Japan, every day at 3pm is banana time.
Plumm> If Timothy Leary were a sumo wrestler who liked bananas.
Ironf> Let's see. Corn on the cob, bananas. This guy has a real phalic/mouth thing going, doesn't he
MrBooze> Keep an eye out towards the end. I believe in this movie they were still using the original Godzilla costume, and it's gotten so ratty that pieces start to fall off.
BEMaven> Godzilla with leprosy?
MrBooze> This old guy is in like every godzilla movie.
Ironf> All Godzilla movies have a crazt old guy in then.
Plumm> This is like the opening scenes of THE EDGE.
Ironf> And Japan's first full sized Risk game commences
MrBooze> Ah!! It's a giant Koosh! RUN!
MrBooze> All japanese armies are armed with giant spotlights.
Ironf> I think that is the LASER RADAR
MrBooze> Ladies and gentlemen: ANGILASSSSSS!
MrBooze> Angilas is like Michigan J Frog. As soon as all these people are gone, he breaks into a rousing version of "Bicycle built for two"
Ironf> They must watch American Gothic over there
dungarees> ORANGE and PINK? ORANGE and PINK?
* dungarees has a fatal fashion attack
BEMaven> Couldn't they pick one decade of fashion and stick with it?
MrBooze> Activating Operation: The goofy game for dopy doctors.
MrBooze> Oh no! We're being invaded by lucky charms!
Plumm> Hubble footage of that rogue planet discovered today.MrBooze> Whoa, Ghidorah just pulled an Immelman
dungarees> She should know if he's a man; She grabbed his batch 20 minutes ago
MrBooze> She really is the prototype anime girl. Martial arts mistress and all.
Ironf> Did she ask him if he was a man?
BEMaven> Have you seen Polyethelene Pam?
MrBooze> Her outfit is very disorienting.
Plumm> All of the sudden, it's Kurosawa's GLEN OR GLENDA.
dungarees> Screw the heads, I wanna see his two asses.
Ironf> Ghidora is just a whore to be controlled by anyone, isn't he?
MrBooze> Pretty much, though Ghidorah seems much more calm this time around. I think the ritalin is working.
MrBooze> During out intermission, please enjoy some stock footage from "Ghidorah, the three-headed monster"
Ironf> You know, you can't go home unhappy after a day of smashing a bunch of minatures
MrBooze> Last one on the shore is a mothra larva!
Plumm> I saw something the other day, Booze, that the original Japanese ones had word balloons for the monster's talking, but the American dubs had those lame monster voices.
MrBooze> Yup. Word balloons originally.
* dungarees pop up videos Godzilla
dungarees> Man...three heads and a tongue like lightning. I'm guessing Monster Zero is popular with the ladies.
MrBooze> Come on, rees. He's gay.
MrBooze> ghidorah is gayer than new curtains.
dungarees> So was Liberace, and I defy you to find me anyone who was more popular with the ladies than him
MrBooze> Godzilla, whatever you do, you've GOT to keep those monsters away from Shonen Knife!
BEMaven> Now where will the Thai hookers sleep?
Ironf> What is this, Ghidorah seems to be attacking his own team-mate. And WHAT, he's giving the wolfpack sign and is doning the red and black shirt of the NWO!!!
MrBooze> Anguiras! You've never given up on anything in your life! Live! LIVE!
MrBooze> Oh, because THESE people are SO much more interesting than giant fighting monsters.Plumm> Now, the Griswaldyotos sneak into GodzallyWorld.
Ironf> I hear that in the new Godzilla, Devlin wanted to bring in the Ghostbusters running the Statue of Liberty to fight with it, but that's still just a rumor
MrBooze> I heard that Devlin wants the next godzilla to be accidentally shrunken down by Rick Moranis and then use his lizard-cunning to battle small town injustice.
dungarees> There were these negative battery nodes, and then a Sgt. Pepper tunic, and a Greenpeace Speech, and now there's a Monster Mash.
Plumm> Toho Crichton's "Eastworld."
MrBooze> Gigan is just this guy, you know?
Plumm> But should Gamera be unable to fill his duties as frined to all children, Gigan steps in and assumes that role.
MrBooze> Gigan is acquaintance to all children
MrBooze> Godzilla's being shot at by himself. He's going to need months of therapy to get over this.
Ironf> That's gotta hurt your pride when your own statue attacks you
Ironf> That Fakezilla blew up real good
MrBooze> Watch for the big alien reveal
BEMaven> Godzilla never had to star in "Suburban Commando".
MrBooze> See, this is why Hulk Hogan was so popular, he followed the tried and true godzilla formula: Get the living crap beat out of you for an hour, then suddenly "get your strength back" and kick ass!
MrBooze> Say, godzilla, were we talking earlier? What was THAT about?
dungarees> Who's the monster with a knife for a head?
MrBooze> GIGAN!
BEMaven> Shut yo mouth.
Plumm> Who's the ruby-eyed dick who's a sex machine to all the reptiles?dungarees> Ruby eyed? Isn't that a bit of a turn off?
BEMaven> His eye? I thought that was his surge protector.
dungarees> Ruby-eyed dick...sounds symptomatic of some pretty virulent VD to me.
Plumm> Or does Gigan have a glass eye like that weird middle school substitute teacher that wore eight gallons of perfume?
BEMaven> I thought ruby eyed dick was the second most popular vibrator.
dungarees> The most popular after the Emerald Twister
MrBooze> Okay, Ghidorah, this is really good for your neck. Try to relax.
Ironf> Oh it's a handycapped tag match
BEMaven> I can't watch this! It's a cruel abuse of latex rubber.
dungarees> Man, Godzilla gives Shane McGowan a run for his money in the non-existant dental hygiene category
MrBooze> All Godzilla and Anguiras really ever wanted was to do a couple laps before bed.
* dungarees learned that there is not plausible explanation for how the 'gorilla' part fits into Godzilla
