THE VELVET SMOGS 
MrBooze> Smog Monster sign! MrBooze> This is an incredibly goofy one.
MrBooze> Sun-tanning Ken's body was found by police at 10:30am yesterday morning.
Ironf> So, sewage
MrBooze> Quit yet whining! Just get a pool skimmer and clean it up!
Ironf> Short pants sign
Ironf> plop, the end
MrBooze> And godzilla is down! This is the worst fight ever!
MrBooze> They really shouldn't have filmed the storyboarding.
Ironf> I'll name it Blinky
MrBooze> Good thing that kid isn't really annoying.
Ironf> I hear Lloyd Bridges sued them over this part
MrBooze> Ahhh! Floating seaweed!
Ironf> That most certainly was not just overlaid in the editing room.
MrBooze> This is like one of the better Ultra 7 monsters.
Ironf> Is he drunk or stripping?
Ironf> Did he just give the NWO sign?
MrBooze> Ah...hawaii...nothing but surf, sand, and...the ladies!
MrBooze> Making a gin fizz.
MrBooze> It's the Japanese Harley Quinn!
MrBooze> Ewww, it's becoming engorged!
MrBooze> Never feed your smog monster after modnight.
Ironf> Let's get it on!
Balthayzr> Hedora exploded today after attempting to swallow both Comedy Central and both UPN's and WB's fall lineup.
MrBooze> Godzilla: Hey, DIRECTOR! TURN ON THE LIGHTS!
Ironf> And Godzilla delivers a Jackhammer!
Balthayzr> Godzilla takes out Hedora with the airplane spin!!
MrBooze> Look, smash Tokyo for all I care. I just wanted a beer!
Balthayzr> Why is Godzilla fighting with a half-melted candle?
Ironf> (Tony)This is the most important match of our sport ladies and gentlemen!(/Tony)Balthayzr> Hello, mudder. Hello, fodder.
MrBooze> Pink Lady just isn't the same without Jeff.
Ironf> Here come the judge, here come the judge
Balthayzr> And the Blob crashes the rap party.....
MrBooze> They got Toonces!
Balthayzr> (kitty) That's it! My agents fired!!
Balthayzr> "Godzilla!! wanna keep it down? I gotta get up early tomorrow!!"
Balthayzr> Godzilla wave bye-bye.
MrBooze> Look, Pal, I don't know what your story is, but pee-yu! Even Ghidorah showers once a month.
MrBooze> Godzilla filmes all his scenes in another town, apparently.
Balthayzr> "Get down and give me 20, Smog Boy!!"
Ironf> 'Give into your anger Godzilla.'
Balthayzr> "Time out!!! I lost a contact lens!!"
Balthayzr> I'll hold the Smog Monster, Godzilla, and you run up and kick it.
MrBooze> He's actually frolicking. That's so embarassing.
MrBooze> So, film things happening 10 miles offshore.
Balthayzr> Thrill as hedora leaves a ring around Tokyo.
MrBooze> Is this a Slavik animation festival?
dungarees> So, like the Buffy werewolves, Godzilla likes to interrupt nookenizing parkers.
dungarees> Damn Smoochers!
Balthayzr> That mean Tokyo is in for one hell of a flashback.
Balthayzr> "Look! He's made of Alka-seltzer!"
Balthayzr> I think all creepy kids named kenny should keep their opinions to themselves!!
MrBooze> So, the gist of this movie is that Godzilla was conned into doing one of those "Did you know?" public service spots.
Balthayzr> Mr Lucas called. he says to stop saying "A planet far, far away."
MrBooze> Japanese Whore-robics.
Balthayzr> Stop this!! You have 16 more hours of Cram School today!!
Ironf> Ahhh their balls blew.
Balthayzr> "I'll slime any car for 49.95!!"* Ironf chortles
MrBooze> That doesn't look the least bit goofy.
Balthayzr> And now, Hot Wheels cereal!!
Ironf> A giant, flying, dirty, scrubbing bubble
Balthayzr> Meanwhile, kenny goes off to find Prince of Space.
MrBooze> Is Godzilla doing pratfalls?
Balthayzr> You bitch! You smeared my make-up!
Ironf> It's that poo-gas again
THX-1138> When will these monsters learn to love? Why must they always fight?
Ironf> Whoa the shrooms
MrBooze> This is the best diet ever!
Balthayzr> Meanwhile, Kenny is on his 5th lap around Tokyo.
Balthayzr> Must have killed the sound man, as well.
MrBooze> Please observe a moment of silence for the building's steel frame.
Ironf> IF you look, you can see a vase in that picture of the two faces
Balthayzr> As opposed to Nice-smelling acid mist.
* MrBooze cracks up
MrBooze> Its Smilin Joe Fission!
Balthayzr> I didn't know Kenny's required frequent waterings.
Ironf> was this a school film to begin with?
Balthayzr> Geez, Franken=Berry has really let himself go....
Ironf> 'Why don't we sell it to the lazy Americans?'
MrBooze> Hedorah scaled Mt Fuji today, planting the flag of Japan
Balthayzr> The million-Jap March?
MrBooze> Now, it looks strangely like Abe Vigoda.
MrBooze> Smoggy Spice?
Balthayzr> Negative World of death? My favorite TV show!!
Balthayzr> In his later years, Dr. Fujiyama took to torturing book-ends for fun....
MrBooze> The effects of sulfuric acid mist appear to be a strange fascination with violent porn comics.
Ironf> What ever you do, don't get it in your batchBalthayzr> Enjoy the jump-cut festival!!
MrBooze> End pollution now! Burn more trees!
Balthayzr> Yes, the burning wood will keep away the pollution monster!!
MrBooze> All these people are in their 50s now.
Balthayzr> Jim Morrison-son.
MrBooze> Meanwhile, a shot of a Lurch convention
* Ironf makes jetson's sound
Balthayzr> Eek! Damn flying cows!!
MrBooze> Hedorah is clogging my filter!
MrBooze> Pass the Duchie pan the left hand side, damm you!
Balthayzr> Yoshi! get Mario and Princess toadstool!
Balthayzr> Why are trixie and Spritle there?
MrBooze> Why do they keep playing drunk music whenever Godzilla is on screen?
MrBooze> Of course, this was made during godzilla's "down years". Maybe he's been sauced the whole production.
Balthayzr> Just then, the friendly monster born of Man's attacks on Nature shows up.....
MrBooze> I HATE poo gas!
Ironf> 'Yeah I'm callin' you out!'
Balthayzr> These 2 were just impossible at the weigh-in....
Ironf> Is Hedora doing Tai-Chi
Balthayzr> That, or he stepped in something.
MrBooze> TRANSFORM!
Balthayzr> Form Giant Frisbee!!
Balthayzr> I wanna know how he passed his Emition tests...
Ironf> Shouldn't he burst into flames, since he is oils and such?
Ironf> ohhh a facial
Balthayzr> Fling.....POOP!
MrBooze> Godzilla! Can you feel the denorex side tingling??
MrBooze> Yes! Classic godzilla fake out move!
Ironf> Ohh right in the eye. That part is squishy ya know
MrBooze> You can really see how Godzilla has matured here, Bobby! He's not the fresh young fighter we once knew!Balthayzr> Filmed in What-the-hell-it's-too-dark-to-see-what's-going-onVision!!
MrBooze> Oh, yeah. This feels good. I haven't had a good steam bath since the last time I spent the weekend with Jet Jaguar.
Balthayzr> Now, that's just dirty!!
MrBooze> Is Hedorah refuleing?
Balthayzr> Anyone care to explain the aerodynamics behind THAT?
MrBooze> Godzilla's much lighter than he looks. Hollow bones, like a bird.
Ironf> Well if he sat there and thought about it he would blow up, much like the bumblebee
Balthayzr> Well, as if there wasn't enough poop symbolism....
MrBooze> Oh, he's giving him a mud bath. How sweet.
Balthayzr> You better not track mud on our nice clean Tokyo, young man!!
MrBooze> Imagine what they'd find if theyd just dug a little deeper into those tarpits.
Ironf> Wow just like Greedo, a sideways shot
Balthayzr> Godzilla VS Hedora: The Special Edition.
MrBooze> Every scientist in japan outranks even the highest generals.
Balthayzr> Historic note:The flying scene was added because the director thought the movie was too grim and serious up to this point. True story.
MrBooze> Was that before they added the cartoons?
THX-1138> Still, it's better than Reptilicus
MrBooze> Yeah, but Reptilicus had JEEEEEED!
Balthayzr> Damn Hedoras are always getting caught in the gill nets.
MrBooze> Godzilla is really getting his scaly ass kicked, isn't he?
Balthayzr> I don't think throwing a hissy fit helps at this point, Godzilla.
MrBooze> Uh oh, they're flashing their brights at me, they might be gang bangers.
Balthayzr> I'm starting to get a one-eye pattern in this movie.
MrBooze> This is supposed to be some sort of Godzilla Drunken Master thingie, right?
Balthayzr> Godzilla looks for the toy suprise included in every Smog Monster meal!!
MrBooze> Admit it, Hedorah! You NEVER saw that coming! Eh? Eh?
Balthayzr> I call no fair!!
MrBooze> Godzilla! I can't believe you even tried that! That was so lame!Balthayzr> Godzilla cleans his Hedora rug.
MrBooze> Hedorah has lost his shine and manageability.
MrBooze> (Godzilla) Look, you've got to all promise you never saw that. Rodan and Mothra would never let me hear the end of it.
Balthayzr> Godzilla!! Use Super-Mega punch!!
Balthayzr> Honest, Mr. Ranger, the hedora got caught in my headlights and just stood there!!
Balthayzr> Isn't Godzilla's breath supposed to melt anything?
Balthayzr> So, if my car needs a jump, I just get a big lizard to breathe on the battery. Got it.
MrBooze> Is that IT? am I DONE? Can i just get those smokes now?
Balthayzr> Oh, yuk, he's giving him a proctology exam!!
MrBooze> Few people realize that Godzilla is a trained forensic pathologist.
Balthayzr> And just then, a small tear runs down the cheek of an Indian.
Ironf> So I missed it. Just how did they beat it?
Balthayzr> Millions of glade air fresheners.
Ironf> And did Boyle call him "Gurdzilla" right as I was leaving?
MrBooze> What? No Godzilla snack? Ah, screw you people.
MrBooze> That was Godzilla's way of warning them: Keep that damn kid quiet or I'm coming back to stomp every one of you.
Balthayzr> Hey! You can see the fishing line on his tail!!
MrBooze> Chim chimineee.....
Balthayzr> And now, the Touching Godzilla Suite #4.
MrBooze> Hedorah got GI Joe!
MrBooze> Godzilla, born of nuclear waste, cops an attitude about pollution.
MrBooze> It's not the ending of a Toho movie if it doesn't have an annoying kid screaming and saying good bye.
Balthayzr> Hedorah, of course, being the only Toho monster never to be seen again.
MrBooze> That's because Hedorah never happened, Balth.
MrBooze> I believe this was the last movie before they started over and reinvented the series.
Balthayzr> It was all a dream. Godzilla was found alive, and of normal size 50 miles away.
