Born to a high class family in England, Billy knew what his role would be early on in life. While others of the family were content to play with their thoroughbred horses and such, Billy was content to play with a bb gun and his favorite dog. Growing up, he was often ridiculed by others of his social and economical peer group, but he was happy. He attended all the best schools in all the world. Mathematics classes in Japan, Ancient History and Culture in Greece, Health Sciences in Sweden. He was brought up as the best of the best, so it was only natural that the Queen wanted him to be in her services as an operative.

Billy toured around the world working in her Majesty's Secret Service until one day he met a man named Tiny Lister, American film star. After a short time talking with Tiny, he heard the words that would forever change his life. Tiny said, "Hey, you've got to be what you is." It was at this point that he realized that he wanted to be an American Southern cracker. He immediately applied for the next opening for a spy in the Southern US.

Taking on the name Ironf, he currently lives in Kentucky and has infiltrated the American Dairy system. Reporting to Her Majesty daily on a homemade contraption, he's finally become at peace with himself. He has become the Official redneck laureate of #mst-homegame and has embraced any and everything crackerish. A keen fan of the holy sport of wrestling, Ironf operates one of the only "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan-approved franchises in America, selling miniature replicas of 2x4s and plaster lawn-Duggans. He's recently added to the line with a Dancing La Parka water sprinkler.When he can find the time, he enjoys sharing the joy of firearms with small children, attending ITT Technical Institute, and publishing amateur xerox pornography.

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