LOUPY
Plumm> Van Peebles are a cowardly, superstitious lot.
Ironf> BTW for those not in the know "Garou" is another name for werewolf, it's the olden name I think
BryanL> Tales of the City: The Lupine Edition
Plumm> Mario's got lice. Oh, wait, that's a network BUG.
BryanL> There's just something about Sweet Sweetback's Badass Son that makes a werewolf movie almost worth watching.
BryanL> Mario thinks he's Blade all of a sudden.
KevinL> Partner death, T-minus 1 minute and counting.
Q> antonio raimi comes on a little strong, no?
BryanL> Suddenly, the movie takes a turn into the unexplored arena of cop couples therapy.
KevinL> Mario's a grumpy philosophical cop.
Ironf> His partner Luigi can jump higher, it's a wacky teaming!
Balthayzr> So, what, they made an all-black version of Steel Magnolias? What is this?
BryanL> He calls Mario "Maxi Pad" 'cause Mario's absorbent and has wings.
Ironf> Right now he's dreaming of a 'Solo' project
BryanL> You know what's scarier than a werewolf cop? A werewolf cop with a plunger.
THX-1138> It's a Busta Rhymes video
Ironf> HooHaa Sidecar action!
Bice> Nice subliminal growling wolf noise.
BryanL> This is the one guy the werewolf cops forgot to tell "keep your abilities under wraps" to.
Balthayzr> Werewolf Cops! A Stephen Bocchio Production!!
Plumm> Bad Wolf, Bad Wolf. What I gotta do, what I gotta do just to housebreak you, Bad Wolf! o/~
Balthayzr> Nobody give you no rabies, police man give you rabies...
Djenk> So, werewolves can be killed with nickle plated alloys?
Bice> I haven't seen a movie this confused about whether it's a horror flick or a heartstring-tugging drama since "Pod People"
Ironf> Lords he is fey isn't he
Balthayzr> What, is the Assistant Commish named FangFace?
Ironf> I bet the writters thought themselves extra witty at having "A. Garou" on his door
Balthayzr> So, think this movie remembers that werewolves become vampires when they die?
BryanL> It's not so much a Noir as it is a light charcoal grey.
KevinL> I'd hate to think that I live in a time when Tupac was the "most controversial figure of our time".
BryanL> Now if THAT'S not the apartment of an urban, homosexual, supernatural creature I don't know what is.
Ironf> He's a close talker
BryanL> Werewolf serum as steroid analogy.
Balthayzr> "Hi, my name is MAx, and I'm a werewolf."
Q> geez, manos was less dubbed than this movie
THX-1138> Is this like that vigilante cop brotherhood from Martial Law?
Djenk> Is it moral for me to be allowed to prattle on like some quasi-cult leader
Q> almost an hour into the movie and no werewolves yet. gyp.
BryanL> It's Marvel werewolves.
Q> werewolf frog men
KevinL> It's lupostenedione.
BryanL> Hey, how come they have SHADOWS in the night vision goggles?
Ironf> cause its a crappy film overlay
BryanL> Well, yeah. I figured that.
Ironf> they couldn't afford real goggles AND Peebles
Ironf> See his nose is still wet, so he's ok
BryanL> Mario, speak of yourself in first or third person, but try to keep it consistent within the same fucking sentence.
Balthayzr> The Justice Werewolves! Coming soon to Saturday Morning!!
Q> and we care about her because...
BryanL> 'Cause she's blonde and her titties show, Q.
KevinL> Man, those airplane liquor bottles are getting smaller all the time.
KevinL> She's a were-ho.
BryanL> Doin' it wolf style.
* Balthayzr turns the hose on Were-Peebles.
BryanL> Shouldn't he be stuck inside her still?
Ironf> 10 mins in the box for dog knot joke bry
BryanL> I need something that will frighten them. I will become... a crappy werewolf?
Balthayzr> So, you think the werewolf police have some kind of hiring quota for other werecreatures?
BryanL> Walk around her a little slower, would you? I'm still awake.
BryanL> I think that claw needs to be a smidge fakier.
KevinL> This would be cooler if, when circling, he did that Spanish stomping dance thing.
Balthayzr> Uh, silver makes purple smoke spew from them?
Balthayzr> Looks more like he's a were-Shaft.
Ironf> The more excited he gets, the more a turtleneck sprouts from him
Balthayzr> And that's why you never store propane in your car. I'm Hank Hill, God bless.
Ironf> even semi-wolfed out, he looks fey
Plumm> Synchronized MANTISing.
BryanL> Alex Haley's "Mama's Family"? Call Harvey Korman.
BryanL> They're growly. Their clothes are randomly ripped. They're Werewolf Cops.
Balthayzr> Great. Now it's the all-black Buckaroo Banzai.
BryanL> N.Y.P.D. Garou
BryanL> 21 Hydrant Street
BryanL> Strips your glands? Call Paul Verhoeven. Showglands.
Ironf> Bry you have some deep running Verhoeven problems, don't you?
BryanL> No more than I would about any other Dutch hack who puts his violent masturbatory fantasies on the big screen for all to see and/or directs Total Recall.
Balthayzr> So, Peebles just filmed a Werewolf: The Apocalyse adventure?
KevinL> Microfiche Theatre.
Balthayzr> You know, this explains a lot. Last time I called the cops, they just sniffed my crotch and tried to hump my legs.
BryanL1> So he's making downer film? Silver nitrate and Demerol.
Balthayzr> Slimey Cat Puppets!!
* Q remembers the good old days when morphing was restricted to classy movies like willow
Balthayzr> Geez, Kolchak had better monsters than this.
Ironf> Ok people remember the end of Warlock?
BryanL1> That's an odd phrase. "Remember the end of Warlock".
Ironf> Do some quick subsitution and you'll have the end of this movie
THX-1138> Will Mario be able to get the rail gun?
Balthayzr> This being a Peebles vehicle, I eagerly await the relevation that this was all a plot against minorities.
Ironf> The werewolves are the minorities
THX-1138> They're an endangered species.
* Q vomits copiously over mario, the director, the writer, and everyone else involved in this fecal pile of a movie for that last scene
Ironf> He's going around the country hunting down Jack Palance
