X144 CHILD'S PLAY 2 (6/26/98)

MOVIE
Chuckie's back, and he's on discount. In this trilling installment of the series, Chuck is remade, by hand, at the company shop. He kills a guy as soon as hid eyes are installed. It's his work ethic that at least on kill goes down almost every day. You hata admire that. Anyway, the kid from the first movie is taken to a foster house where he is further shunned. He has a street-smart live in whore, so that's in his favor. Chuck tracks him down, removes the 'Good Guy' doll that the new parents so graciously provided him, and takes it's place. Then the killing starts. Dad gets killed by stairs, Mom by sewing, teach by ruler. Whore and boy escape to 'Good Guy' automated warehouse. Techie guy killed by eye insertion. Chuck is then de-armed, de legged, then blowed up real good. Also there is a hand in the final shot where there shouldn't be. Thank you. That's all.

NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3
MrBooze> Zsa Zsa has looked better
MrBooze> Since when do toy manufcturers, who's total cost of manufacture runs around 38 cents, care to refurbish a mangled toy?
GersonK> We can rebuild him. we can make him faster. better. dumber than before
Ironf> Or wear scrubs?
dungarees> Um...why does Chucky have real teeth?
Ironf> o/~ My buddie, my buddie, my buddie and me o/~
MrBooze> Good Guys incorporated, makers of Good Guy dolls and franchisers of Last Rite funeral homes.
dungarees> IS that the poor man's Rob Lowe, or what?
Ironf> Chucky need a new oil filter
Plumm> so, someone recap me the first five min.
dungarees> They can rebuild him, Plumm, they have the technology
MrBooze> This is really going to hurt their ISO-9000 application.
Plumm> Fisher-Price Tarot Deck.
monkeyfingers> my mommy says that I might have to go to las vegas and become a full time gambler
GersonK> Always double down on the blow fish
Ironf> Now we are gonna call what I do to you next, a 'dream', ok?
dungarees> So is this some weird sub/dom doll factory?
Plumm> It's pretty much normal for an S&M doll factory, actually, dung.
MrBooze> We went through our list of parents who deserve to be brutally murdered by demon-possessed toys, and you two were at the top of our list!
GersonK> Sweater by Cosby Jr.'s of New York
Plumm> Cerulean Chucky.
Ironf> Chucky drives a stick-shift
dungarees> Chucky's got a roll cage, too, apparently
dungarees> Jesus Christ, they live in a house that big and they couldn't just BUY themselves a child without a history of mental instablity?
Plumm> Stepdad often steps out on his wife to visit the inflatable Chucky he keeps in an apartment downtown.
Plumm> Hi, I am your slutty stepsister/pseudoincestuous and sick love interest.
Ironf> So, a kid this little gets his own whore
GersonK> You'll get to peep on her in the shower soon enough
Plumm> Social Services demands all foster children be provided with whores, Ironf.
* Ironf signs up to be a foster child
Plumm> We modeled it on the Chucky bedroom playset, isn't it neat?!
MrBooze> He's the only businessmen who still uses a WWII field phone in his car.
Plumm> Mutt & Jeff Liquor, across the street from Katzenjammer Tobacco.
Djenk> Clearly not actor dressed in doll clothes
Ironf> oh no, they would never stand for that
MrBooze> Look, kid, just drop your pants and get on the copier!
Ironf> That's why i have developed my toungue streangh to be able to pierce plastic wrap, well for that and other things
MrBooze> Andy Warhol's Hansel and Gretel
MrBooze> Man, that doll's got a really good work ethic.
MrBooze> Nice square hole.
Ironf> She smokes 'junk'. As in horse
GersonK> She's not allowed to say that they taste like two heaping lungs of satisfaction. Plumm> I inject horse tranquilizers into my eyeballs.
Ironf> Andy, don't make me put you on dildo duty
Ironf> Just be glad those are socks and not dirty underwear
MrBooze> When I worked at the Wherehouse, the original Child's Play was just being released on video and they sent us a Chuckie doll version of those Garlfield-ish things you stick in your car window.
MrBooze> It was incredibly cool. A big snarling Chuckie for your car window, but the assistant manager took it and gave it to her daughter, who carried it around like it was a regular doll. It was kind of creepy.
Plumm> Always fun to censor plot points.
MrBooze> Tooo bad they didn't do a cheesy video edit so that it had "darn" and "fudge" scrawled on it.
Ironf> Luther Lee Boggs gets grumpy
MrBooze> Um...why is there a closet full of clothes in there *after* all the children have left?
Ironf> What's weird is to kill the doll in the end, the kid dyes his hair red and dress up like the doll
Ironf> This is gonna hurt you more than me cause I'm not gonna use lube.
Plumm> So, Pop's a survivalist.
Ironf> Oh Chucky watched the Tyson fight
Djenk> Tyson! Tyson!
Plumm> He's Tysoning the kid.
Ironf> Ok, Ma'm, all we need now is to see you nude
Ironf> Maybe in Child's Play 5, Chucky can get to a bunch of other criminals and put thier souls into good guy dolls and have an army
Djenk> That could have been a convincing stunt role, had the stuntwoman bothered to wear the same outfit as the actress....
MrBooze> This would have been much better if Chucky was terrorizing Andy Richter
Ironf> Where in the toy warehouse is *ugh* Andy Richter
Plumm> This would have rocked if Andy Richter was torturizing the cast.
Ironf> We're outta eyes again!
MrBooze> It's the new "See My Batch" Buddy!
Ironf> with real working batch
Plumm> Hot wax. More S&M imagery.
MrBooze> I'm thinking this guy is about to get some new eyes.
Djenk> Don't turn anything off or nothing...
MrBooze> Well, he's as bright as an evening eclipse, isn't he?
Ironf> ahhh freak babies!
MrBooze> YES! It'll be the most popular toy EVER!
MrBooze> This factory is SO not going to get ISO-9000 after this.
MrBooze> Huh? We end on a shot of a winch?
Plumm> NAM!
Ironf> NAM!!!
Plumm> I lost my legs in NAM!
MrBooze> Wasn't he just a pile of sludge just a minute ago?
MrBooze> That's the worst pinata ever.
MrBooze> He died just like Thunder in Big Trouble in Little China
Plumm> Well, as long as no one noticed anything, they can just walk out of this free & easy.
Plumm> These cables somehow release Chucky on the 'net.
MrBooze> There's a hand in the shot! Lower right!
Plumm> well, I guess we survived that one.

THE MOVIE SAYS...
"we're not used to making it manually"
"I like to be had?"
"He tried to take over my soul!"
"How's it hangin', Phil"
"Just shut up and drive before I kick your teeth in."
"Little freak"
"Close your eyes and count to 7. When you open them you will be in heaven."
"I hate kids"
"Playtimes over"
"Oh... (hell) . . . we did it."

IF YOU DON'T GET HELP AT CHARTER, PLEASE GET HELP SOMEWHERE
* Plumm goes for the boxed wine.
dungarees> Is anyone else worried about the amount of boxed wine that Plumm seems to be consuming?
Plumm> dung, I only had a couple glasses last night.
Plumm> and a few tonight so far.
Plumm> and some wine not from a box.
MrBooze> This is an intervention, Jamie.
dungarees> We've heard all the excuses Jamie.
Plumm> oh, did I say "glasses?"
Plumm> I meant "5-liter boxes."